The Water In Every Bath Split In Half

3,334 years ago tomorrow 
  the Israelites crossed the Sea
If they had all drowned instead
  today I wouldn’t be me…

The Sea split in half, all the books say
  and so did water in every bath 
from Lebanon to Babylonaey

So, throughout the ancient world people heard the news
  of the good fortune that landed at the feet of the Jews…

But God wouldn’t let the angels celebrate
 ‘The Egyptians are drowning, don’t jubilate’
 
So why is Moses singing, the angels asked then ~
  A dime in the jukebox bought a lot of 45s way back when



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Note: All this stuff actually happened, except I'm not so sure
         if dimes worked in early jukeboxes... Gotta google that.
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Rodrigues Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 8:23 AM
Faving this, by the way!
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 7:28 PM
Much appreciated, Kim. Have a blessed Sunday, :) gw
Rodrigues Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 8:23 AM
Oh this is so good! There is a song by Keith Green called “So you want to go back to Egypt” It is a very funny song. Hope you give it a listen and soupmail me. https://youtu.be/o_No9sI69oQ
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 7:29 PM
Here's one for you... See me on Soup mail. Thanks. ~ gw
Lawless Avatar
April 22, 2022 at 3:13 PM
I have split the water in the bathtub on a few occasions
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 7:23 PM
Ouch! I save my gymnastics for my dreams myself. :)
Krutsinger Avatar
April 22, 2022 at 2:18 AM
This made me smile "But God wouldn’t let the angels celebrate ‘The Egyptians are drowning, don’t jubilate’"
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 7:28 PM
Jubilating's gotta be total, you know. ~ gw... Thanks for all the visits to my site, Caren. :)
George Avatar
April 21, 2022 at 9:39 PM
A great reminder of the parting of the sea and the jew's ceremonious escape from the bondage of Egypt under their great leader Moses ! Well composed, Gershon !
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 7:21 PM
Thank you so much, Valsa. Hope all is well. Light and Joy, Gershon
Cheney Avatar
April 21, 2022 at 6:45 PM
Reminds me of a story I heard. An atheist professor was telling his students that the bible story of the Israelites escape out of slavery by God parting the Red Sea was in error. What really happened is they crossed over the Reed Sea a shallow 3 foot deep marshy area. In the back a young man shouted out praise God its a miracle. The professor was stunned, he had just debunked scripture. The student continued on about a miracle of God. God had drowned the entire Egyptian army in 3 feet of water
Watt Avatar
April 21, 2022 at 5:33 PM
Moses was always willing to thank his faithful staff... Pharaoh should have avoided that miracle like the plague... parting is such sweet sorrow. Kidding aside, happy anniversary of the big day, GW. I'm glad you are you.
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 7:11 PM
Thanks, John. I'm glad me am I as well. :) :)
Roper Avatar
April 21, 2022 at 5:22 PM
Cute, Gershon, Oh I can just see the jukebox in the taverns.. you think..
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 7:07 PM
I think... that if you can see the jukebox in the taverns, Eve, I need the name of your optometrist! lol. Thanks, Gershon
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