Jabba the Hutt has a spur up his butt
that makes him as mean as a wasp
If you stop for a look, at that glutton of glop,
his looks will not help him a lot!
His rotten demeaner, gave Vadar the radar,
to hide out in deep outer-space
Hutt's face and his figure could fracture a mirror
...and the glass of a whole universe!
There are millions of creatures, with much better features,
that Jabba can never embrace!
Jabba is gruesome, a big gooey nuisance!
He looks like a big wad of gum!
He grossed out Chewbacca.......
who likes his tobacco,.....(this may be a slip of a tongue)....,
But... a wad of his chew, missed the spittoon,
and hit Jabba, in his hut, with a zoom !
To view this unsightly, gruesome character:
_https://www.google.com/search?q=Jabba+the+Hutt&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=sU4dUpjQG4HViwK1kYCoDQ&ved=0CEAQsAQ&biw=1920&bih=897
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For P.D.'s Star Wars Contest:
By Carrie Richards 8/27/13
Star Wars Rules !
Categories:
isch, character, funny, universe,
Form: Free verse
***********ISCH-ca-duwn-du-dat-4**********
I am not just trying to jump on the political bandwagon
because of lack of respect! I am doing' this just for the heck!
***************PROVERB***********
For the Congress Man Who Thinks that it is easy....
Just like a Monkey
He went all around his face
To kiss His back-side
And We all know that
it is to easy to accidentally
Send a ****-Clip
Over the Internet...
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Although browsing can
Be much easier....
GF
******Point on Interest*****
DISCLAIMER: Wild-Thang-Monkey made me du-dat/////
Moral: Don't blame me, always' blame the Monkkey!
Categories:
isch, allegory, art, introspection, political,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
ISH-CA-DUTA mean's that I just don't know...
*******People Spell to Literally******
*
i dnt hve aaa spl=cke
I din't kno wht tu du a
So iF u can read ths msg
Thn u neeed an spel-Ck-Tu-a
GF
******I NEED A SPELL-CHECK RECOVERY BOTTON888_______
Categories:
isch, computer-internet, funny, introspection, nostalgia,
Form: Bio
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Isc-ca-cave baby
Is-to take it slow
Ischch- got telekinesis'
As you must know
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They say that Wildthang
Is his isch-ca-duta-da-de
Say's thay ye shall
Isch-ca-a-duta-see
It ain't
Isch-a-duta-Me
A monkkey ain't
Going to make a
Monkkey out of me
GF
******Note:*****
Isch-ca-duta means: Mean's that I just don't know!
****Complement's of the wild-thang-monkkey......wtm
Categories:
isch, confusion, family, fantasy, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
1. I nee some bo, bo paper!
2. Kiss my bo..bo...
3. Liar, Liar sock's on fire!
4. Life is hope
I need some Pope
Hope is man folks....
5. Mercy Said No...No ischeca-duta in bed....
Isch-cha-denta a pillow to night
So daddy, Isheah-denta-ooo and I love you too.
6. I didn't Isch-cha-duae to day'
But for my own sake I will pray this way
7. Mercy said no Ish-chu-de to night
Cause I said so
A pillow to sleep on my bed
And a Gorilla in my head
I am kind of scared
That Gorilla might Ischeh-duta-eat me'
Look under my bed Uncle Gary
GF
*****Note:*****
Every little girl want's to Isch-cah-duta some-time's...... :-)'s.....Kiss>kiss<>
Categories:
isch, art, childhood, children, forgiveness,
Form: Rhyme
Ishcadenta-rest
All you have to do
Is try
Ishch-cad-at is so easy
Won't you try
Yes, try it, you may
Isch-cu-data-oo
Makes one
It take's two to too
Ischcha-du-da-du
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Ischadenta-b is you
And me
That make's three
And another cha-denta
Make's four
Ish-cu-du-denta a little
More
Then tally the score
GF
****Note:*****
Aspired to by the Baby Pinskter.....
Pinkster and Wild Thang Monkey are friend on Baby Monkey FaceBook
Pinkee@thepinkster.duta-du.com
Categories:
isch, food, happiness, imagination, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme