Insanitary Poems


Premium MemberInsanitary

A man who worked at the zoo
(His job was cleaning the poo)
He did it with love
And also sans glove
(He worked the lunch counter too)!
Categories: insanitary, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberThe Unattended

The old man
Slow and tumbling
Always grumbling for nothing
Has an insanitary habit of finger-licking 
Always enjoys digging mucus in the nose
Saliva always being used to flip a page
Always bites to open a knot
Water tap always being left turning on
Always a careless choking on food or water
Resembling a big baby on care 
But always being left alone and unattended 
Because he always causes trouble
And he has long been used to making troubles
And living with troubles
And so now he's left alone with his troubles
Alone with his mind-set troubles
The troubles caused by old age and its innocence
Categories: insanitary, baby, care, old,
Form: Free verse


Bad 4tnite

	Matt Caliri
Contest Name
	New Language

angus plonking wobbletrot,
rode a hoss but should have not,
had trubble with three magigator,
not his tie a gettin straighter,
wid a windsor knott.

hoss him kinda wantum rootum,
owner bloody wantum shootum,
sandgoannas not taste 2beautum,
wrong calibre no sight,
worried fella not 2 bright,

fella had a snake in shed,
shootem rootem saddle ned,
bullets bouncin yep mathilda,
shot water tank empty un-filled her,
insanitary is rite, bad 4tnite..
Categories: insanitary, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
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