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haley hallelujah

...He roots this is the finale How long can she dilly dally? He thinks she's quite cute If in her birthday suit Trump's sure to pollute Nikki Haley......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, angst, humor, political,
Form: Limerick

Paraphrasing Mark Twain on Modesty

...Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. (Mark Twain) When Adam donned his fig leaf Was a sense of decency assumed. When sons of Adam Again find it cute To be co......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, humor, philosophy,
Form: Verse

Bathtub blues

...Soaking in hot tub bubbles disappear from sight left in birthday suit......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, fun,
Form: Senryu

The Skin Suit

... The nudist brags he’s not a slave to fashion, but wears what nature gave. His birthday suit, he proudly brags, has yet from overuse turned to rags. With only minor alterations he wears it o......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, humor,
Form: Didactic

The Power of Clothes

...How powrful your clothes can be? They can make you feel 10 feet tall, Or they can make you feel exceedingly small. They can make you feel as if you just float, Or make you feel youv'e just st......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, appreciation, beautiful, clothes, cool,
Form: Rhyme

Outgrowing Self-Loathing

...My suit of self-loathing no longer fits The mirror of compassion tells me so Years of bad-intentions held back growth After a time, the length of my sleeves bind I didn’t realize I’ve become ove......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, anger, clothes, fashion, hate,
Form: Free verse

Where I Make

...Where I Make Come the weekend, this is where I make, With camping gear, canoeing the lake. Dipping the paddle as I contemplate. Between the shores of rocks and trees, Breathing fresh ......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, nature, solitude, uplifting,
Form: Verse

An Emperor Without Clothes

...around the palace walks the emperor cluelessly clothed in his birthday suit goodness g......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, allegory, allusion, humor, people,
Form: Light Verse

Rehashing History: Some Bare Facts About Lady Godiva

...Lady Godiva wasn't trying to be cute When she went for that ride in her birthday suit. It was her husband's taxes she protested, All butt naked and bare-breasted, She only did as he'd suggested, ......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, history, humor,
Form: Light Verse

Parity Parody

...*Image of Gender Gap by TLNT. Parity Parody I was just twenty, was young and healthy, and I said let's dance, Turned to you Big Ben, said, first kiss say when, you said not a chanc......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, analogy, funny love, humorous,
Form: Couplet

Ted the Tortoise

...Ted the Tortoise told his wife he’ll nip around the block She said if you nipped anywhere it would be quite a shock He said I’ve got a skateboard with a power-pack on board It’s not the latest mod......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, animal, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme

Floating In the Air

...Once, when I was barely three I climbed up the tallest tree while Gramma was scolding me; but I didn't care. A diaper parachute left me in my birthday suit and I must've looked so cut......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, anxiety, fantasy, flying, hyperbole,
Form: Tail-rhyme

The Last Hoorah of Old Man Winter 2022

...The last hoorah of old man winter 2022? March twelfth Ded Moroz struts his white stuff first real substantial puncheon found Jack Frost in his glory, he haint no longer morose nor gruff, cuz ......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, adventure, allegory, appreciation, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme

Barbie As Lady Godiva

...Ken sits and stares from his pink cadillac. She’s unlike the pretty girl he dated. Birthday suit stretched on tight over nude slacks. She’s definitely not overstated. Ken thinks his Godiva’......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, humor,
Form: Rhyme

I Amaze Me

...Some days I totally amaze myself... but other days Put my keys in the fridge, so questions could be raised It's a daily crap shoot Go outside in my birthday suit Wifey-poo bails me out, t......Read the rest...

Categories: in your birthday suit, fantasy,
Form: Limerick

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