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Funny Humanity Poems

These Funny Humanity poems are examples of Humanity poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Humanity Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Common man
You've a funny gate my friend,
I don't mean to offend..
have you broken something recently?

it's of little concern, thank you
in a while, maybe you'll see
won't be...

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Categories: humanity, life,

Love is the answer 
Love is what we need
Not the infatuation one 
But the unconditional one

The kind of love 
Where despite our differences
we can still...

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Categories: humanity, appreciation, beautiful, feelings, friendship

Do not pee by the roadside
Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.

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© Bantu West  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, giggle, humanity, humor,

A Friend' Deal
Here we go again calling ourselves friends; here we go again disputing the same things over and over so that we can cross over again....

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Categories: humanity, america, business, community, culture,

A crown that is broken cannot be fixed
It has to be replaced 
Because a crown that is broken 
Cannot be turned into joy
So why...

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Categories: humanity, absence, angst, anxiety, betrayal,

Two Worlds
Welcome, to the realm of wonder
Meaning an alley around the corner
Of a market street, where Kings and Queens
Satisfy their needs by monetary means
While they live...

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© Pim Fool  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, home, humanity, humorous,

What Happened To The Giants, Part III
...Now their have been sightings since that dark time,
like Bigfoot the giant myth will not die,
but as to the flesh-and-blood giant race
it is unlikely one...

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Categories: humanity, conflict, history, myth, people,

Premium Member Green Machine
In this world 
We all put a price on our honey 
We rent our labor, what’s between our legs and under our nose 
We all...

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© Eric Nolan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, business, humanity, money,

Premium Member Abominable Snowman AKA Bigfoot Yeti Sasquatch
The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 

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Categories: cute, fun, funny, humanity,

Toilet like Pilate

A facility he had not used
But about it already enthused:
A not funny challenging toilet,
Water needing like Pontus Pilate:
Just to climb it effusive pride bruised 

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Categories: health, humanity, image, water,

Premium Member she is running down the staircase
she is running down the staircase
que pasa, que pasa, echoes before her
i am on the front balcony
watching the butterflies wander
from one miniature rose to the...

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Categories: fate, funny, humanity, relationship,

Premium Member REMEMBER WHEN
Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, calcium, and phosphorus…
these six elements…if anatomists are to be believed…
make up 99% of every human on this planet…
every human ever conceived.

But the...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humanity, memory,

Secret Heart
True colors saturate the undeserving sky
Coloring the four corners of the earth with 
Transcendence light and a glittering message of hope
Propelling the marchers as they...

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Categories: humanity, care, community, confidence, freedom,

Thank You
Thank You

All she said was “Thank You”
The only two words that filled her mind
Nothing else…

Who could had imagined that two words joined together would create...

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Categories: appreciation, character, heart, humanity,

Premium Member Queen Bee
Queen Bee

Buzz, buzz, buzz... 
Great Queen, I hear your song. 
Making honey with your workers... all night long. 
Sweet nectar of the forest, sweet liquid...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humanity, best friend, confidence, endurance,