Funny Humanity Poems

It’s time we simply just let go
        of things that we’ve been taught to know
Perhaps not by a...

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has he got 
the balls 
to juggle? 

doesn’t he 
have 
balloons? 

only a knife 
and a photo 
of his mother

not meeting 
their gaze
only walking by,
fixed...

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It’s a funny thing, life 
Like the tightrope we balance on, the maze we forage, 
Poised and sharp like an edge of a knife 
We...

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Gravity makes things go down,
to the ground like a funny clown.
Missing the trash can,
now on the floor plan.
Gravity will always be around....

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To the lady I served dinner to on New Year's Eve: It was the New Year, but nothing seemed new about it because I was...

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Some people


Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...

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every animal
insect, bird
every human
in the world
every thing
of living being
upon this one day 
did a jump
when all just jumped
the same moment 
then the thump
of the almighty...

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rainbows at night
crashing waves in the sky
hearing by sight
as elephants float by

upside down lightning
and blue whale size mice
a cute teddy that’s frightening
rolls a one sided...

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I'm done 
with all your
dirty rotten lies

thanks
for the loan


...

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Imagine if you would,
a comedic TV show.
Funny most evenings
and has a nice flow.

The guy who works
for Police homicide
the one who dose
the chalk outline.
A psychic friend...

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Windows open wide in the middle of the night,
inhaling the brisk air, soaking up some moon light.
It's cracks and craters were calling to me,
so I...

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More pure than a lake of baptized sins 
I just wanna get money and match my friends 
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...

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I don’t have a basement
there’s no hills here to run to
no caves for miles around

haven’t stockpiled tins of beans
or tomatoes
or peach slices

panic buying hasn’t been...

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Humans are definitely a funny old lot
there are billions and billions of us
but a handful of old white-heads are deciding what’s what 
this handful of...

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You've a funny gate my friend,
I don't mean to offend..
have you broken something recently?

it's of little concern, thank you
in a while, maybe you'll see
won't be...

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