Funny Humanity Poems

Some people


Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...

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every animal
insect, bird
every human
in the world
every thing
of living being
upon this one day 
did a jump
when all just jumped
the same moment 
then the thump
of the almighty...

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rainbows at night
crashing waves in the sky
hearing by sight
as elephants float by

upside down lightning
and blue whale size mice
a cute teddy that’s frightening
rolls a one sided...

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I'm done 
with all your
dirty rotten lies

thanks
for the loan


...

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Imagine if you would,
a comedic TV show.
Funny most evenings
and has a nice flow.

The guy who works
for Police homicide
the one who dose
the chalk outline.
A psychic friend...

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Windows open wide in the middle of the night,
inhaling the brisk air, soaking up some moon light.
It's cracks and craters were calling to me,
so I...

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More pure than a lake of baptized sins 
I just wanna get money and match my friends 
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...

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I don’t have a basement
there’s no hills here to run to
no caves for miles around

haven’t stockpiled tins of beans
or tomatoes
or peach slices

panic buying hasn’t been...

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Humans are definitely a funny old lot
there are billions and billions of us
but a handful of old white-heads are deciding what’s what 
this handful of...

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You've a funny gate my friend,
I don't mean to offend..
have you broken something recently?

it's of little concern, thank you
in a while, maybe you'll see
won't be...

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Love is the answer 
Love is what we need
Not the infatuation one 
But the unconditional one

The kind of love 
Where despite our differences
we can still...

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Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The...

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Here we go again calling ourselves friends; here we go again disputing the same things over and over so that we can cross over again....

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A crown that is broken cannot be fixed
It has to be replaced 
Changed 
Because a crown that is broken 
Cannot be turned into joy
So why...

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Welcome, to the realm of wonder
Meaning an alley around the corner
Of a market street, where Kings and Queens
Satisfy their needs by monetary means
While they live...

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