Hootch Poems - Poems about Hootch

...So,here I am kids in 2023 after having wasted two decades of the only thing we can't get more of,time.I don't even want to talk about the wherefors and the what nots of the deal I got but suffice to......Read the rest...

...Shoot the Hootch O dear The raft is wild upon the flow I could walk across no fear If the active Christ said so I’d choose rubber or wood Back scratched by splinters ......Read the rest...

...A professor of mine told a story Of a litterbug caught in the act So the witness retrieved What the litterbug heaved With the thought that with guilt he’d be wracked. He caught up with the guy......Read the rest...

...Remember back when you were a kid Every day was a wonderful adventure Exciting things to explore and investigate Do frogs have pearly white dentures Or why do elephants weigh so much W......Read the rest...

...Remember back when you were a kid Every day was a wonderful adventure Exciting things to explore and investigate Do frogs have pearly white dentures Or why do elephants weigh so m......Read the rest...

...The cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done. Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious son-of-a-gun. He drew his pay, jumped in his pickup and hea......Read the rest...

...Strollin' thro' the park the other day I chanced upon to meet, An old feller sittin' on a bench and he invited me to have a seat. He looked somewhat disreputable and I was hesitant at first, But h......Read the rest...

...In ol' Songbe the choppers rise From the sling-out pad with sleepy eyes, All filled with special OD goodies-- Frags and doo just for the boonies. We'll convoy up Rt. 309 And build a bridge W......Read the rest...