Nostalgia Hilarious Poems

Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I smiled when the cow had a calf
She was so alive with pleasure
Pregnant for a year and a half
She had the babe at her leisure

For...

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Yes, nostalgia does exist,
I reminisce on slimmer hips,
As I look at us today,
All I really want to say,
Is, we got fat for football, eh!...

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The Cotswolds are a bunch of hills in rural England's heart
They're green and rolling, full of sheep that frolic, bleat and fart.
People come from far...

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Please don't kiss Grandma
With your wrinkled worn out skin
Your breath like stinking ashtrays
With an undertone of gin.

I really love you Grandma,
But when it's time to...

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It was the best of the best of the best of times,

I had all my teeth,no aches, and wore size nine's.

I wore cute tight pants,...

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