Funny Hilarious Poems
These Funny Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hilarious Funny poems written by international poets.
a prickly pairPins and needles sewn across the bed
In threads of yellow-brown and rosy red
Stitched across my sheets, embroidered to my bed and pillow
Eye to eye with...
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hilarious, america, emotions, environment, fear,
A LANCASHIRE LIASON
A LANCASHIRE LIASON
“Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in.
I said,“ Do you live in a barn?”
She...
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hilarious, age, best friend, character,
A Seance In LancashireThe air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls
Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls.
The...
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dark, funny, halloween, hilarious,
Cataclysm: a Hooker StoryDestiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly
I met a...
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cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,
CreepyThe night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...
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hilarious, brother, fear, funny, halloween,
Never Be Blue If You Can Be CyanI have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth you went for a silly...
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appreciation, art, dedication, hilarious,
Virtual IglooWearing thick garments against summer blaze
we huddle with joy* to smite freezing raze
amidst absence of snow
since such fact we all know
while virtually shut inside igloo's...
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hilarious, appreciation, blessing, christian, creation,
CompartmentalizationCOMPARTMENTALIZATION
Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses,
so messes … not get in!
Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...
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funny, hilarious, old, silly,
Collective Nouns- English Makes No SenseCollective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
And...
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education, hilarious, humor,
What the PoopThere once was a boy named Steve
who was often told to leave
for he'd squat and poop
on his neighbor’s stoop
and wipe his ass with his sleeve....
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crazy, funny, hilarious, humorous,
Backwards BoyThis is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...
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body, crazy, giggle, hilarious,
Is There Such a Thing As Too Many Crumpets Just a Bit of Fun1 crumpet. 2crumpet 3crumpet, 4
You no you shouldn't eat, a single crumpet more
Then there's crumpets 5, 6 then your at 7 crumpets more
Soon the...
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hilarious, child, children, fun, funny,
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse ViiLIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII
Fair Elle was an eely lover
who squiggled beneath the covers ...
She was hard to pin down!
When I did it, she’d...
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fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,
The Pranker and the PrankeeTHE PRANKER AND THE PRANKEE
Pranking might be a game to a pranker
But an unpremeditated shocker.
The prank might become costly
Cos when you presumed it'll be...
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1st grade, hilarious,
A Woman Named FayThere once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...
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fantasy, funny, giggle, hilarious,