Home » Poems » hilarious » funny

Funny Hilarious Poems

These Funny Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hilarious Funny poems written by international poets.

Bigfoot Yeti Sasquatch Yowie poem

The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In...

Read More

Categories: fun, funny, hilarious, humor,

Egbert the Adorable Octopus

EGBERT THE ADORABLE OCTOPUS & OTHER NONSENSE VERSE

Egbert the Octopus
is so damn cute
& smarter than u
(the point is moot) 
'cause he doesn't pollute
when he commutes,...

Read More

Categories: animal, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap

Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap 

Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never...

Read More

Categories: hilarious, adventure, animal, best friend,

Forgetfulness

I have lost my spectacles
I can't read or write without them
I search my table, drawers, bed and selves 
I am totally helpless and at a...

Read More

Categories: age, confusion, funny, hilarious,

Flattered by Flatulence

Wherever you are, or whatever you do,
Let your wind blow free, it is good for you.
Sometimes you have to just let rip.
Some farts deserve a...

Read More

Categories: art, fun, funny, hilarious,

THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni Mitchell

I went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.

Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...

Read More

Categories: funny, garden, health, hilarious,

Stars became the sun

Just fresh out of one of our drinking bars,
I looked up to the sky and saw some stars,
Drunkenness whispered to me t'was midday,
Why will stars...

Read More

Categories: confusion, drink, funny, hilarious,

Cancel Culture

Cancel culture is here, with fierce debate.
Where a tweet from your past can seal your fate.
Some seeking forgiveness, with no chance to explain.
While others are...

Read More

Categories: hilarious, engagement, feelings, freedom, giggle,

Nervous

Sometimes when
 I see you
I get a bit nervous 
my voice start trembling, 
my legs start shaking
and my heart starts jumping.
I even talk a bit...

Read More

Categories: anxiety, funny, hilarious,

Where Oh! Where

Here I stare in despair.
  Searching for lid for my Tupperware.

  Containers of all shapes and sizes.
  But not one lid arises.

...

Read More

Categories: funny, giggle, hilarious, humor,

Having A Ball


The illustrious Lucille Ball
For Ricky, she would fall
Left the world a little better
For everyone who met her!

I Love Lucy, the hit tv show,
With Ricky as...

Read More

Categories: hilarious, celebrity, fun, funny, funny

Tickled Silly

An idea whispers,
sneaking in on cat’s paws,
a sly grin curling at the edges,
as I sip morning coffee, unaware.

It dances on tiptoes,
skipping across my mind,
twirling, pirouetting,
a...

Read More

Categories: hilarious, humor,

CAPTAIN FEARLESS

A man that is supposed to be a Super Hero
Is really a zero
No courage
Unable to protect and defend
All pretend
Fearless not ready for any challenge
No leverage
At...

Read More

Categories: hilarious, change, character, feelings, funny,

I wasn't sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to me

KEY:

A: An American Man
B: A British Man


*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London,...

Read More

Categories: hilarious, character, culture, drink, friendship,

The tale of the whistling sock

Asleep in the bottom drawer
A place I now call home
I hear a voice call my name
"Sockie, Sockie" where are you 

I am here
I seem to...

Read More

Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,