Funny Hilarious Poems

A train to Busan, a zombie-filled ride,
Had passengers screaming, nowhere to hide.
They'd bash and they'd brawl,
Against creatures that crawl,
Then tripped on a suitcase, with nowhere...

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Dr. Cain, with his serum so new,
Said, "Invisible, what I'm about to do!"
He'd vanish and creep,
While secrets he'd keep,
Then tripped on his slippers, and fell...

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Jack Traven, on a bus, quite distressed,
Said, "This speed limit's truly a test!"
He'd leap and he'd dash,
With a panicked mustache,
"And where's my next donut? I'm...

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Brave Hanks, 'midst the Normandy storm,
Led his men, keeping them warm.
He'd yell, "Find that Ryan!"
While inwardly sighin',
"My pension? Is that the new form?"

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Butler, as Clyde, with plans quite insane,
Said, "Justice? I'll cause you some pain!"
He'd plot and he'd scheme,
A vengeful extreme,
Then, "My lawyer? He's driving me sane!"

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John Cutter, with nerves made of steel,
Said, "These terrorists, they've made a bad deal!"
He'd kick, punch, and flip,
With a cool, steady grip,
"Always bet on black,"...

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Frank Farmer, with stern, watchful eyes,
Said, "This pop star, I'll keep from surprise!"
But her fans, quite intense,
Caused his hair to condense,
"I just wanted a job,...

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Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...

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Larry Bird, with his trash talk so fine,
Would shoot from the corner, on time.
With a smirk and a stare,
He'd just stand right there,
"That's a three,...

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Walked in through those gates, the legends foretold/
valley of death? Try a circus of old/
The baddest dude charged, Timber! Came the call/
He fell like a...

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You laughed too hard in 1996/
Thought I'd trip and stay down for kicks/
But I climbed back up, twice the size/
Now I shred, watch the sparks...

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You collect old bottle caps 
and belly button lint. 
I don't find you strange; 
I find you endearing. 

And maybe it's because 
we're both locked...

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I cut my finger 
to the bone 
and cauterized the 
wound with 
melted chocolate. 

I rather enjoy 
the taste of 
pain. 
...

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I strolled into Hell like a VIP/
Satan said, "what's this nonsense I see"/
"Bro, I out evil you", I smirked with glee/
Then he rage-quit chess, forfeiting...

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An eagle, named Ernie, so keen,
Tried to wrestle a snake, quite obscene.
It rattled and hissed,
Then gave Ernie a twist,
"That's not flying," he squawked, "what I...

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