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Funny Hilarious Poems

These Funny Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hilarious Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member a prickly pair
Pins and needles sewn across the bed
In threads of yellow-brown and rosy red
Stitched across my sheets, embroidered to my bed and pillow
Eye to eye with...

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Categories: hilarious, america, emotions, environment, fear,


“Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in.
I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” 

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Categories: hilarious, age, best friend, character,

Premium Member A Seance In Lancashire
The air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls
 Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls.

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Categories: dark, funny, halloween, hilarious,

Cataclysm: a Hooker Story
Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly

I met a...

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© John Conde  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Creepy
The night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
 With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...

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Categories: hilarious, brother, fear, funny, halloween,

Premium Member Never Be Blue If You Can Be Cyan
I have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth  you went for a silly...

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Categories: appreciation, art, dedication, hilarious,

Virtual Igloo
Wearing thick garments against summer blaze
we huddle with joy* to smite freezing raze
amidst absence of snow
since such fact we all know
while virtually shut inside igloo's...

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Categories: hilarious, appreciation, blessing, christian, creation,

Premium Member Compartmentalization

Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses, 
so messes … not get in!

Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, old, silly,

Collective Nouns- English Makes No Sense
Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,

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Categories: education, hilarious, humor,

Premium Member What the Poop
There once was a boy named Steve
who was often told to leave
for he'd squat and poop
on his neighbor’s stoop
and wipe his ass with his sleeve....

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Categories: crazy, funny, hilarious, humorous,

Backwards Boy
This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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Categories: body, crazy, giggle, hilarious,

Is There Such a Thing As Too Many Crumpets Just a Bit of Fun
1 crumpet. 2crumpet 3crumpet, 4
You no you shouldn't eat, a single crumpet more
Then there's crumpets 5, 6 then your at 7 crumpets more 
Soon the...

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© Sarah Cope  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, child, children, fun, funny,

Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Vii

Fair Elle was an eely lover
who squiggled beneath the covers ...
She was hard to pin down!
When I did it, she’d...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,

The Pranker and the Prankee

Pranking might be a game to a pranker
But an unpremeditated shocker.
The prank might become costly 
Cos when you presumed it'll be...

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Categories: 1st grade, hilarious,

Premium Member A Woman Named Fay
There once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, giggle, hilarious,