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Funny Hilarious Poems

These Funny Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hilarious Funny poems written by international poets.

CAPTAIN FEARLESS

A man that is supposed to be a Super Hero
Is really a zero
No courage
Unable to protect and defend
All pretend
Fearless not ready for any challenge
No leverage
At...

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Categories: hilarious, change, character, feelings, funny,

I wasn't sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to me

KEY:

A: An American Man
B: A British Man


*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London,...

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Categories: hilarious, character, culture, drink, friendship,

The tale of the whistling sock

Asleep in the bottom drawer
A place I now call home
I hear a voice call my name
"Sockie, Sockie" where are you 

I am here
I seem to...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,

Giraffe Laugh

Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. 
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell 
food; even that on the ground. 
Three porridges...

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Categories: hilarious, adventure, africa, animal, fun,

ROLL AWAY BED TAKEOFF

Roll out
Anywhere
Circling the room
Maybe a stop in Chicago
A good night sleep going left and right 
Hard to sleep tight
All happening at night side to side
One...

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Categories: hilarious, adventure, character, crazy, funny,

Make No Mistake We All Make Mistakes

Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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Categories: angst, character, funny, hilarious,

Dabble Dactyls

I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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Categories: giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,

discombobulation


standing up in a class of fifty,
offering her answers, quite gently,
will the professor think she’s nifty,
or will he think of her differently,
she blushes, though she...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Lie

Lie

I didn’t lie!
I just created fiction with my mouth!

By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison...

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Categories: analogy, funny, hilarious, humor,

Things Never Said to Me

“A genius has been at work
And we know you never shirk
It’s not your fault: you’ve had things tough
You always do more than enough”
These things were...

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Categories: career, funny, hilarious, humorous,

let's rhyme

Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains 
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain
I...

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Categories: hilarious, fun, funny, happiness, happy,

a prickly pair

Pins and needles sewn across the bed
In threads of yellow-brown and rosy red
Stitched across my sheets, embroidered to my bed and pillow
Eye to eye with...

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Categories: hilarious, america, emotions, environment, fear,

A LANCASHIRE LIASON

A  LANCASHIRE  LIASON

“Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in.
I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” 
 She...

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Categories: hilarious, age, best friend, character,

A Seance In Lancashire

The air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls
 Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls.
  The...

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Categories: dark, funny, halloween, hilarious,

Cataclysm: a Hooker Story

Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly

I met a...

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Categories: cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,