Funny Hello Poems

Hello my name is Ha chew,
I say ha chew do you do?
     Ha chew I would be,
    ...

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Rabbit Hole

I woke one morning 
Everyone’s gone
We fell in that rabbit hole
In what we call phones

Gone is the laughter 
It’s all lol
It’s not really funny
Not...

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A school of silverfish looked up at me
      At least it seemed their eyes could see

    I...

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I Wanna End Me

It’s chill dawg. I’m just a savage. Gotta take that redpill homie. Two squared. Remember the illusion and have a giggle. No...

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i shout hello to
          squirrels playing in the sun 
      ...

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Hello my kitten
You are little and pleasing
Meowing he speaks
He has weird front paws and feet
Cuddles waddles so darling


2/14/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr ©...

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Not a Rat

If I had a cat, 
but I don't and won't, 
but I might still. 

If I had a cat...
I might, take flight, 
from...

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Scaling the walls outside
Like an agile athlete
Prayers is going out
For the sinners, the needy
And just as the demons retreat
A sudden drop of cold sweat
Rush down...

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Yard Sales are the 
Macy’s of Saturday shopping, 
On a budget that fits in my coin purse. 


written for contest
07/27/2019...

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A speck
What the heck?

Tiny, 
   mini, 
     little 
       thing…...

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Hello

Bonjour, Hola, Hello,
These are the greetings I know.
Good Morning, Evening, Goodnight,
There are the greetings I like.

I enjoy the funny and the fair,
like Howdy, Hey, How...

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HELLO 

          "Hello."

"What do you mean?"

          "What...

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It’s funny what we remember about people…
the little things that stick inside our head…
today I am remembering
something she always said. 

You knew there was something...

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Grab some whiskey and take a shot
It will feel good, you will like it alot
Just don't drive because you might get caught!
You will go to...

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"After the tone, please leave a brief message."

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