Funny Happy Poems

There's this happy fellow named Jack
A serious bone in his body he lacks
When they finally close his coffin
He'll be scratchin' and clawin'
Yelling a la Schwarzenegger...

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You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.
...

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"Time... Always here but never here." By Poet

Time my funny friend,
I cannot see you or feel you.
Yet time you are always with me,
from morning until...

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Are you feeling bad sensations 
Having difficulties and temptations?

Then be happy, happy, happy, happy! 

Be happy and then you’re never bored.
Always be happy, you belong...

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The question is,
should I listen to my imagination?
Sometimes it can go very wild,
I look for a lion ready to eat me alive.
There are times it...

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(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann)

MOON ON A SPOON 

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon

Oh ? Really ! 
you ballyhoo...

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I want someone like that in my life.
One who is encouraging and has an empathetic ear.
I want someone who has business sense.
Very exciting, funny, and...

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when holded Earle a too large cup
of water heapied one inch up
drankied drankied Earle guzzler
and wetted chin and all his beard
slurping gulping could be heard
‘til...

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From the moment we are born…when we first open our eyes to see
we begin writing a book…an album…our autobiography.

As we grow…as each minute, hour and...

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Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell...

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Walking and thinking and clearing my head
                  ...

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My classmates
Theresa Trot had a snot
Hanging from her nose
She sniffs and snorts and swallows
But Theresa never blows.

Now it’s run down past her lips
And settled on...

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With the wedding ceremony over…
the bride and groom and guests have returned back from where they roamed…
The wedding chapel we created… has turned back into...

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BORN THIS WAY

Some people say I’m cheeky and that’s okay
I don’t care what they say, I was born this way
I can’t be like somebody else
I...

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Happy V Day 

HAPPY ?? DAY

On this! The Lover's Day?
If I could have my selfish way?
I'd have you stay with me and play.
Cause Today? Like...

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