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Handles Poems - Poems about Handles


Car Handles
Car Handles Car handles are secretaries for African National Congress. ...

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Categories: handles, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dad Handles Grackle
grackle torments mom police come by ask about boom dad hides in closet...

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Categories: handles, family,
Form: Senryu



Handles
Handles gone out of doors Asking All hands to handle...

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Categories: handles, care,
Form: Rhyme
Junior Handles His Own Problems At School
Junior Handles His Own Problems At School By Elton Camp Junior tried to discuss things with his dad Enough time to hear him out, he never had “A bully is beating me up most every day. A teacher is treating me the wrong way.” The newspaper he lowered with disgust To make some reply he felt that he must “Son, can’t you see...

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Categories: handles, sad, me,
Form: Rhyme
Love Handles
Extra wait... Wait a minute Wait and listen Wait! Hold on Wait and see Extra sides... Sides with them Sides taken against Sides of the room Sides of the bed Extra pounds... Pounds on my chest Pounds on the couch Pounds on the door Pounds on the table...

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Categories: handles, food
Form: Free verse



Love Handles
Boy! am I a Lard The...

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Categories: handles, funny,
Form: I do not know?
Hate Them Love Handles
I am small and gaining WEIGHT from the chips that I had ATE Just around the BEND(I can barely do that,FRIEND) Gut around the MIDDLE while my nephew tells a RIDDLE Exploding sudden GAS ,it came from my rotund ASS Chicks no longer LOOK at this unsightly SCHNOOK as I eat my TWINKIE,the underoos are getting STINKY What do men and...

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Categories: handles, funny,
Form: Limerick

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