Car Handles
Car handles are
secretaries for
African National Congress.
Categories:
handles, humor,
Form: Free verse
grackle torments mom
police come by ask about boom
dad hides in closet
Categories:
handles, family,
Form: Senryu
Handles gone out of doors
Asking
All hands to handle
Categories:
handles, care,
Form: Rhyme
Junior Handles His Own Problems At School
By Elton Camp
Junior tried to discuss things with his dad
Enough time to hear him out, he never had
“A bully is beating me up most every day.
A teacher is treating me the wrong way.”
The newspaper he lowered with disgust
To make some reply he felt that he must
“Son, can’t you see that I’m trying to rest.
Handle it yourself, however you think best.”
Junior continued to bear it alone for a while
Then he got an idea that bought a big smile
Since his dad wouldn’t come to his rescue,
He decided that he knew what he had to do
His father’s pistol in his backpack did conceal
He’d show them all the frustration he did feel
When the cops came pounding on the door
The father surely wished he’d listened more
Categories:
handles, sad, me,
Form: Rhyme
Extra wait...
Wait a minute
Wait and listen
Wait! Hold on
Wait and see
Extra sides...
Sides with them
Sides taken against
Sides of the room
Sides of the bed
Extra pounds...
Pounds on my chest
Pounds on the couch
Pounds on the door
Pounds on the table
Categories:
handles, food
Form: Free verse
I am small
and gaining WEIGHT
from the chips that I had ATE
Just around the BEND(I can barely do that,FRIEND)
Gut around the MIDDLE while my nephew tells a RIDDLE
Exploding sudden GAS ,it came from my rotund ASS
Chicks no longer LOOK at this unsightly SCHNOOK
as I eat my TWINKIE,the underoos are getting STINKY
What do men and women FEAR-besides an enema to the REAR?
unbearable stomach SIZE of a fatso that we DESPISE
Mother wants to give son TREAT by buying hamburger,Burger King SWEET
Dom Deluise has shown me the WAY to get more pound and flab
by expanding every DAY
Spaghetti and a MEATBALL to placate hunger and it's tasty CALL
Love handles is a feeling WHICH..
I quite fear,
life can be an unfair -ITCH!!
Categories:
handles, funny,
Form: Limerick