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Sex and Politics In Japan

SEX   AND   POLITICS   IN  JAPAN

(Voting  in Japan has an altogether different flavor
In this interview with a senior politician)
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              So you rike to chat  about democlacy with Japanese  poriticians?

Yes, it’s election time again, ballot sheets, etc . . .I sez, 
When was the last time you had a really big election?

            Well, sez he, just aftel I woke up today, it was huge.
 
No, no, sez I,  I mean where you make a mark on your sheet
 
            I undelstand, he sez,  yes I make definite malk on sheet

No, no, Japan has the  biggest democratic election in East Asia

            Yes, he sez, my election is massive and admiled by arr, especiarry women

And getting people to vote. . . is it hard?  Will they come to the voting booths?

             Of coulse it’s hald you foor,  and it’s easy to make them come,

             Booths, no booths. . . what's the diffelence?

So election time in  Japan is always a success?

             Celtainry, it’s arways a success when it’s my election 

Domarigato,  sir.