Greenhorn Poems - Poems about Greenhorn

A New York born greenhorn, name of Talley, Felt a free meal challenge up his alley. Known as seventy-two-ounce steaks abode Into the Big Texan he boldly strode, As the patient Big Texan clock looked on. “I am fair game to feast,” boasted the lad. “To eat all the food waiting to be had. I shall gobble the steak and trimmings...

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He pulled up to the Triple "T" Ranch in a shiny Cadillac. In his trailer was an Arabian steed with the finest tack. He wore Tony Lama alligator boots and Calvin Klein jeans, And a stylish Stetson hat - he looked like a man of means! He strode to the corral where grizzled cowpokes lazed. They chortled at the greenhorn,...

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Speech greenhorn Sue smartly stands smiling Sleepwalking, she’s set for faith-sailing Seeking for serenity Sshhh, she spots security She’s soul-searching midst silence-sealing. Sleeptalking shows Sue’s secrets surely Stressing statements straightforwardly She shouts, “Stop selfishness*… Shut up shameful slothfulness!” She’s safe, speaking to herself soundly. *1Corinthians 4:3 But with me it is a very small thing that I should be judged of you, or...

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I dubbed a first year my room mate Upon arrival into our teacher training college To baptize him. His pride in quick order I did decimate Taking him at high celerity on a binge Initiating him into traditional beer In a nearby shanty compound Where I got his head into God’s fear Whereby upon returning the greenhorn couldn’t push anyone around The special...

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In his cowboy outfit, young Danny was eloquently clad. He'd never been throwed from his rockin' horse as a tad! He aspired to be a cowboy and eventually got his chance, But soon learned that cowboyin' wasn't all fun and romance! The first thing he had to do was learn to ride a horse, And then hire on as a...

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