Humorous Grandson Poems

The ambulance ride only lasted
For 10 minutes.
Delilah was in Labor now
Experiencing strange labor
Sensations. They were orgasms
Dolly didn't want to admit that.
Most of both families swept...

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Sometimes I get to wondering, why?
Almost any old subject will do,
          For I have one of...

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My cute grandson heard friends say in fun spree,
Santa can turn to what he wants, he’s free.
He asks me, face worried stiff,
who will bring him...

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My grandson has the body
     tattooed with images of birds...
     Every day I pray that when the...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Captain Luca
By Jan Beaumont 

Some of us are lucky to have grandsons
Those little boys who make your heart just burst
If I'd known just how much...

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It was semi-dark in her
kitchen and late at night,
When Panagiota fell to the 
floor, with both legs in flight.
On her right hip, she landed
so terribly hard!

Alas, getting...

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What does pulverize mean? The five-year-old asks me.
His face is a frown.
“No idea,” I lie. 
Having already put up with sobbing wailing 
over the Easter...

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Childhood Friends (Boys)

Fishing lines and fishing poles
sinkers, hooks and bobbers.
Maybe someday we will go
when we're not playing cops and robbers.

Cowboy hats and balls and bats
my...

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(4/2/13)

The sun is out and the wind is blowing my way
I’m here in the park with my grandson today
There are some kids with which he...

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