Funny Graduate Poems | Examples

These Funny Graduate poems are examples of Graduate poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Graduate Funny poems written by international poets.

Fifty per cent 
 of Harvard grads 
  opt for finance or consulting

The percentage who go into teaching?
 That figure's downright discomfiting
  ~ disgraceful, insulting.

The best and brightest manipulate money
  ~ Future generations won't find that so funny

© Gershon Wolf  

One skinny geek, one with stuffing
The third wheel went by “Mclovin”
A wasted girl
Began to hurl
Then the fat boy took off running

© Anna Hopper