Gorm Poems - Poems about Gorm

... If I could but reach a little bit further, the Baltic winds, the Irish Sea, not even the Atlantic could my need for misgivings divide. What a sin to be whole! Let no th......Read the rest...

...My mum used to say “don't be gormless!” but I've never met someone with gorm, so I really don't know if I'm different to them or if I am, this is the norm? My friend says his wife can be ruthless......Read the rest...

...The age old question! Broccoli or cauliflower? Sid would stand and look at both Turn them round and smell with nose Find his own puzzle and all the woes For which to eat? Who knows? ......Read the rest...

...Birdwatching from a hide Two old gents sit side by side As the rain settles in Sid reaches for his tin "Cheese sandwich Frank?" "Errrr, no thanks, they look a bit rank" "It's only c......Read the rest...

...Sid and Frank are having a conversation in Sid's shed. This is usually the extent of parlance between the two men. Please remember, both are the most gormless men on the planet. Can you guess what......Read the rest...

...Sid pointed to his mouth and told Frank: "Dentist pulled my tooth out" "Hurt?" "I" "Why?" "Doesn't work" "False?" "No, it hurt!" "False tooth?" "No, it was mine" "False......Read the rest...

...Frank stood looking at his plants Sid said: "Frank what you looking at?" Frank said: "My plants" "Oh, well then what, I'll join you" Frank looked at Sid Sid looked at Frank They bo......Read the rest...

...Frank said: "what's the story?" Sid said: "what story's that then?" Frank looked at Sid Sid looked at Frank Silence for a minute Gormless both men. "Slug ate my lettuce" Sid poin......Read the rest...