Gorm Poems - Poems about Gorm

The age old question! Broccoli or cauliflower? Sid would stand and look at both Turn them round and smell with nose Find his own puzzle and all the woes For which to eat? Who knows? Ten minutes could go by As he stood trying to work out why He could not make up his mind His wife was so very kind She'd leave him there...

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Birdwatching from a hide Two old gents sit side by side As the rain settles in Sid reaches for his tin "Cheese sandwich Frank?" "Errrr, no thanks, they look a bit rank" "It's only cheese and bread you know?" "Yes, but how old Sid, HOW old?" "I found them in my shed, been there a while since they were made" "Look....a Water rail Sid" Binoculars...

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Sid and Frank are having a conversation in Sid's shed. This is usually the extent of parlance between the two men. Please remember, both are the most gormless men on the planet. Can you guess what they are talking about? Well? Yes... What? No! Didn't? Did. Ok? No. Sorry! Yes...... Tea?...

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Sid pointed to his mouth and told Frank: "Dentist pulled my tooth out" "Hurt?" "I" "Why?" "Doesn't work" "False?" "No, it hurt!" "False tooth?" "No, it was mine" "False teeeeeeth?" Frank said now pointing to his mouth! Silence Gormless "Tea?" "Jammy dodger or custard cream?" "Bourbons!" "Not got none" "Still got some left" "Where" "In my mouth!" "Bourbons?" "Teeth" Without gorm, both men....

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Frank stood looking at his plants Sid said: "Frank what you looking at?" Frank said: "My plants" "Oh, well then what, I'll join you" Frank looked at Sid Sid looked at Frank They both then slowly turned their heads to look at the plants Silence ensued Gormless both men! "What a' the doing?" Said Sid to Frank "Growing" "Ah well then...can you see them?" "Stood here...

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Frank said: "what's the story?" Sid said: "what story's that then?" Frank looked at Sid Sid looked at Frank Silence for a minute Gormless both men. "Slug ate my lettuce" Sid pointed to a corner near his shed "Eeeeeh, well tha' knows what that means don't ya?" "What's that then?" "Time for a cuppa tea Sid" "Best put kettle on then" "Strange things them slugs aren't they?" "Pity,...

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