Without Gorm Part 6
The age old question!
Broccoli or cauliflower?
Sid would stand and look at both
Turn them round and smell with nose
Find his own puzzle and all the woes
For which to eat? Who knows?
Ten minutes could go by
As he stood trying to work out why
He could not make up his mind
His wife was so very kind
She'd leave him there
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gorm, funny,
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Without Gorm Part 5
Birdwatching from a hide
Two old gents sit side by side
As the rain settles in
Sid reaches for his tin
"Cheese sandwich Frank?"
"Errrr, no thanks, they look a bit rank"
"It's only cheese and bread you know?"
"Yes, but how old Sid, HOW old?"
"I found them in my shed, been there a while since they were made"
"Look....a Water rail Sid"
Binoculars
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gorm, bird, friend, friendship, funny,
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Without Gorm Part 4 - Can You Guess
Sid and Frank are having a conversation in Sid's shed. This is usually the extent of parlance between the two men. Please remember, both are the most gormless men on the planet.
Can you guess what they are talking about?
Well?
Yes...
What?
No!
Didn't?
Did.
Ok?
No.
Sorry!
Yes......
Tea?
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gorm, funny,
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Without Gorm, Part 3
Sid pointed to his mouth and told Frank:
"Dentist pulled my tooth out"
"Hurt?"
"I"
"Why?"
"Doesn't work"
"False?"
"No, it hurt!"
"False tooth?"
"No, it was mine"
"False teeeeeeth?"
Frank said now pointing to his mouth!
Silence
Gormless
"Tea?"
"Jammy dodger or custard cream?"
"Bourbons!"
"Not got none"
"Still got some left"
"Where"
"In my mouth!"
"Bourbons?"
"Teeth"
Without gorm, both men.
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gorm, friend, funny, humor, old,
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Without Gorm Part 2
Frank stood looking at his plants
Sid said: "Frank what you looking at?"
Frank said: "My plants"
"Oh, well then what, I'll join you"
Frank looked at Sid
Sid looked at Frank
They both then slowly turned their heads to look at the plants
Silence ensued
Gormless both men!
"What a' the doing?"
Said Sid to Frank
"Growing"
"Ah well then...can you see them?"
"Stood here
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gorm, friendship, funny, garden,
Form: Free verse
Without Gorm
Frank said: "what's the story?"
Sid said: "what story's that then?"
Frank looked at Sid
Sid looked at Frank
Silence for a minute
Gormless both men.
"Slug ate my lettuce"
Sid pointed to a corner near his shed
"Eeeeeh, well tha' knows what that
means don't ya?"
"What's that then?"
"Time for a cuppa tea Sid"
"Best put kettle on then"
"Strange things them slugs aren't they?"
"Pity,
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Categories:
gorm, friendship, funny, old,
Form: Free verse