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Goof Off Poems - Poems about Goof Off


I'm so sorry

...I’m So Sorry.

I’m sorry I hurt you,
I never wanted to.
I wanted to make you happy,
that’s all I wanted to do.
I wanted to care for you,
like you cared for me.
I wanted to show my love,
that...
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Categories: goof off, angst, loss, sad,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberWarm a Chair

...shlep along or scrounge 
sashay or percolate
warm a chair
no one's going anywhere fast
warm a chair

trifle, wither
goof off or hang out
warm a chair
no one's going anywhere alas
warm a cha...
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Categories: goof off, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse



Premium MemberMama Bee and My Report Card

...Last Friday before Memorial Day, a little inkling told me
My report card was not appreciated by Big Mama Bee
The door slammed against the wall and she stomped in.
I felt quivering and quaking from...
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Categories: goof off, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberEating Bonbons and Ogling Ladies All Day

...Think I'm just gonna bum around today
If you don't mind that old expression
Literally, I'm gonna goof off and waste time
Feeling lazy in a state of vegetation

These days are happening a lot ...
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Categories: goof off, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberWeenie Princess

...Patches of choco brown and black wrap my fur
with  long hotdog body, I roll in loops,
“ Hershey” is what they fondly name me
flopping ears as mice and ants rush for a kill…
and with th...
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Categories: goof off, dog, happiness, , cute,
Form: Free verse



Premium MemberPaintin Place

...Rolling, brushing and sand with fury

Does the house look lovely?

Its gone to the jury.

Spilled five gallons on the brand new rug

Scream and holler and grab the dog

Throw him in and his paws a cl...
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Categories: goof off, animals, funny, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme

Quickie You

...You are quick
And so spunky  
You are witty 
You are a goof-off (everyday) 
You are silly and crazy  
You are whiny and wary 
You are childlike and canny  
You are a show-off (in a good way) 
You are...
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Categories: goof off, friendship, funny, love, on
Form: Rhyme

How To Look Busy At Work

...How To Look Busy at Work

By Elton Camp

When quitting time is still an hour away
If you don’t want to work any more that day

There’s a neat little trick I learned long ago
That lets you goo...
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Categories: goof off, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Best Friend Letter - Part 2

...Who will I be able to goof off with, at ALL hours, when you’re gone? Who will I be 
able to SING with, that can carry a tune, better than anything I can ever do, when 
you’re gone? Who will I be ab...
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Categories: goof off, friendshipmusic, beach, love, me,
Form: I do not know?

The Library (Words To the Wise)

...The Library (Words to the Wise)


Shhhhh!  No talking strictly enforced!
Most folks abide, except children, of course
And those who can’t read, don’t care, or don’t want
Goof off in the corners...
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Categories: goof off, education, on writing and
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things