Gone For A Burton Poems - Poems about Gone For A Burton

...With my girlfriend in tip top condition To film sex scenes for late television She got sick in bed So I went instead And was heckled with spiteful derision Well their laughter had made......

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...When Filey's rebel rousing rats, Were terrorising local cats, Who would not engage in rodent wars Refusing even, to go outdoors. No match for rats, that scavenge scraps, Inst......

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...It seems Scott was just a bit silly The North Pole is ever so chilly He’s gone for a burton And you can be certain He died with a very small Willy......

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...Anxious in Ancona (2) The Doge has apportioned a fleet for his use, but is proving an Indian giver. A pope with a navy (and with a screw loose) is no-one’s idea of chopped liver, so Venice, de......

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