Gittin Poems - Poems about Gittin

...Shush...DIDN'T I TELL YAWL TA BE QUIET Be quiet, hush now; Says the Librarian; Mama says “Shush! Do you want to wake everyone?” Toddler mocks mama shushes every one else; What's the rush; Gra......Read the rest...

...Da Microsoft Hoe. (sing it sort of to the tune of 16 tons.) verse 1 Some people say we're nuthin but bits 'n' bytes. I grew up fightin' on Sa'day nights. Nevah thought we'd evah even need a passw......Read the rest...

...WHAT'S THAT YA SAY, YER DIETIN'? AINCHA HEERED ABOUT OLE JAKE? HE THOUGHT HE MIGHT COULD GIT A GAL BY JUS' CUTTIN' BACK ON CAKE WELL HE KEP' A-GITTIN' THINNER TILL WE ALL BEGUN TA FEAR IF WE ......Read the rest...

...Private Joshua Bronson wrote this letter by the camp fire where he lay, Nigh a place called Gettysburg where a great battle loomed next day. He'd bid farewell to Jenny and his children at their hum......Read the rest...

..."Steamboat is a-comin' 'round the bend!" My! Oh my! The wonders it might portend, As it stopped by sleepy towns along the Missisip', Dodgin' stumps and wayward rafts on its monthly New Awlins trip......Read the rest...

...'Twas time once again to saddle up for the annual world tour, Another flying trip around the earth that they must again endure! "I'm a-gittin' too old fer this flyin' business!" declared Prancer! ......Read the rest...

..."My dear Hannah: We're camped nigh a town called Gettysburg tonight. I take pen in hand to write to you, my love, by the flickerin' candlelight. From afar I hear the beat of Rebel drums preparin' fe......Read the rest...

...Cowpoke Hank hired on fer a dollar a day and found. He wuz knowed as the best bronc-buster around! They wuz allus a roll-yer-own a-danglin' frum his lips, And he wore a pair of 44 shootin' arns on hi......Read the rest...

...Hank hired on fer a dollar a day an' found. He wuz knowed as th' best bronc buster around. They wuz allus a roll-yer-own a-danglin' frum his lips, An' he wore his jeans an' chaps low on his hips! ......Read the rest...

...Hmmm... '08 I hate and disregard, as we bring in a new year; '09 should be fine, and I have plans; to shift into a new gear. Excuse my bitchin and whinin, but this last year was a bust; ......Read the rest...

...Her grand gals axed her one time How did hers ever gits a date Her done went ta a all gals school Theys wudn't let no boys in Ut makes me's won ders Yep ut sure do Theys at that datin age A......Read the rest...