Santa's Disgruntled Reindeer

'Twas time once again to saddle up for the annual world tour,
Another flying trip around the earth that they must again endure!
"I'm a-gittin' too old fer this flyin' business!" declared Prancer!
"That fat old man is sure gittin' a burden to tote!" exclaimed Dancer!

"The old man gets the treats - all we git is oats!" grumbled Vixen!
"And them lazy elves load the sleigh far too full!" griped Blitzen!
Donner complained about that upstart Rudolph with the shiny nose!
Dasher agreed, "Yeah! He's Santa's pet and that ever'one knows!"

Comet avowed, "Why don't that old poop let us fly the jet stream?"
"I'm quittin' after this ride!" said Cupid. "He just makes me steam!"
They complained about the cold weather and landing on slippery roofs,
Ice forming on their antlers and the fear of breaking their delicate hoofs!

Jouluupukki and the other elves waved and cheered as they flew away,
With sacks of dollies, trucks, bikes and coal overloaded on the sleigh!
The only thing the grumpy reindeer considered their greatest joys,
Was the privilege of delivering good cheer to all the little girls and boys!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Eastman Avatar
January 14, 2014 at 11:58 AM
Loved this one... So original... and so life like... Just like little kids fussing!
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December 18, 2013 at 11:18 PM
Hello Bob H., I sure loved this one.... It was amazing from start to finish... LINDA
Guzzi Avatar
December 13, 2013 at 7:40 PM
Good one! grumpy reindeer LOL, how about one for my Santa contest with Santa having to carry a pooper scooper? to clean off the roofs? ;) Light & Love
Bauer Avatar
December 6, 2013 at 8:02 AM
hey, bob! i love this poem! your sense of humor always adds so much to your poems. wherever did you get that elf name? i'm intrigued...
Melugin Avatar
December 5, 2013 at 5:36 PM
Chief, Your interview with the Reindeer blew me away! I laughed & laughed! I salute you Top Sergeant!
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