Gertie Poems - Poems about Gertie

...What do you call him? My cousin Gertie smirked a bit. You go first, she said. We call him blue-eyed-stare-boy I call him the weirdy cat. He is a distant cousin. Comes to our family reunion once ......Read the rest...

...What do you call him? My cousin Gertie smirked a bit. You go first, she said. We call him blue-eyed-stare-boy I call him the weirdy cat. He is a distant cousin. Comes to our family reunion once ......Read the rest...

...Resolute opinionated Little Miss Gertie is barely thirty But as set in her ways as a scorched shirt burned dirty. We used to try to get her to loosen up a tiny bit. But she has no humor or pliabil......Read the rest...

...Here he comes now the dance hall girls said. When he comes to town, someone ends up dead. We call him Lazy Eye, but he is a Jeckle and Hyde. Some ran into the saloon to cower inside. He walked ......Read the rest...

...Aunt Gertie changed her home to unicorn land The day our uncle ran off with a mariachi band Unicorn paintings peer at you from every wall A unicorn neighs when you use her bathroom stall Is she......Read the rest...

...Teeter Totter ......Read the rest...

...Ralph lived on an island Isolated and remote His only companion was Gertrude, the goat He didn't have many possessions There wasn't the need As long as he had a roof over his head And enough fo......Read the rest...

...Grandma Gertie knocked back more than a few When, of a sudden, she heard herself 'moo' -- I can hold my liquor! She burped, and then snickered -- She 'neighed' ~ Off to the factory for glue......Read the rest...

...~ Grandma Gertie Keeps Her Word ~ Grandma Gertie would always keep her word 'Twas a sign of a righteous soul, she'd heard -- Tasty turkey she'd promised Did her best to be hones......Read the rest...

...Remember Beefsteak Charlies? I don’t remember the last time I saw one but every time I see one of those tomatoes, I remember Charlie my Charlie, the one who befriended me he didn’t have to, afte......Read the rest...

...He was born to Joseph and Delia near Galway Bay, He lived on a farm and there he would stay. With Oliver, Kitty, Sean, Gertie and Annamae, And with Maureen, Eugene, Eamon and PJ. Two brothe......Read the rest...

...Skagway, Alaska in the late 1890s was sure a rowdy place alright! It was seethin' with humanity a-raisin' hell all through the day and night! 'Twas the gateway to Chilkoot Pass beyond which lay Klond......Read the rest...

...-- Re: Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas, Rue de Fleurus #27, Paris -- What would Gertrude. What, Gertrude.What, Gertie?Have thought.Have thought what thought?Thought thought driving,forward,rem......Read the rest...

...Gabby Gertie garbles news. Lusty Lester likes his booze. Twixt the two, tall tales are told. Seven salacious stories sold. Tearful Tillie hides her face. Loathsome lies lead to disgrace. on......Read the rest...

...qwerty gertie right hand gal awkward and wayward old mail-order pal with her long faded ribbons and carriage sublime forever and always my partner in rhyme flighty and flirty she may be indeed ......Read the rest...