Resolute Stubborn Miss Gertie

Resolute opinionated Little Miss Gertie is barely thirty
But as set in her ways as a scorched shirt burned dirty.
We used to try to get her to loosen up a tiny bit.
But she has no humor or pliability, and she can be a snit.

So we decided to leave her alone and lo and behold.
She met a male stranger, all blustery, opinionated and bold.
He was almost the same age, a resolute bachelor, quite old.
They became an item and got married, but neither would fold.

The wedding was short-lived, for neither would give an inch.
She was angry that when putting on the garter she got a pinch.
She pouted the entire wedding night and strangled his finch.
Their marriage did not have a chance; which we knew was a cinch.
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Calasibetta Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 8:59 AM
Hi Caren, sounds like Miss Gertie is quite a handful...sadly, a 'budding', lonely, old lady. A great write. Blessings, Paulette
Krutsinger Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 3:42 PM
Thank you Paulette
Hankins Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 7:19 PM
Miss Gertie needs a lot of help, if you ask me. Doomed to self-destruct. At first she sounded like a first-year teacher right out of college. You know, the ones who know it all and have a tiny modicum of experience through student teaching!
Hankins Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 8:34 PM
Well, let me warn you (if you haven't already discovered it) you cannot teach them anything. They already know everything...except, they have a lot to learn and only experience can teach them. Be patient, my friend. I wish you patience!
Krutsinger Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 3:43 PM
Yes I know them; I work with two.
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