Resolute Stubborn Miss Gertie

Resolute opinionated Little Miss Gertie is barely thirty But as set in her ways as a scorched shirt burned dirty. We used to try to get her to loosen up a tiny bit. But she has no humor or pliability, and she can be a snit. So we decided to leave her alone and lo and behold. She met a male stranger, all blustery, opinionated and bold. He was almost the same age, a resolute bachelor, quite old. They became an item and got married, but neither would fold. The wedding was short-lived, for neither would give an inch. She was angry that when putting on the garter she got a pinch. She pouted the entire wedding night and strangled his finch. Their marriage did not have a chance; which we knew was a cinch.