The ungrateful Birthday Gal
...The ungrateful Birthday gal
1.Tap, tap, tap, I watch the wax melt from my birthday candle.
Decorations, people, music and cake;
Cynthia helped with the food, and Elcilia to bake.
I wore ...
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Categories:
gastritis, anxiety, birthday, cute, happy
Form: Free verse
Blackhole
...O dubious malicious horribilus
cunnigfilux goodfornothingfilux nillux;
go to hellishbellish boomboodydoomland.
Mean notsoclean bullfart smellitnot
go punking dunking blunking monkeying
jumpingja...
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Categories:
gastritis, funny,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Ms Black the Hypochondriac
...I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis
Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis
Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis
She so craved attention we all thought caused by meningi...
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Categories:
gastritis, abuse, imagination, psychological, sick,
Form: Monorhyme
Pepto
...Oh poor oh me oh
Franks and beans
Gives me indigestion
And you know what that means
Gastritis and heartburn
Needs pink relief
So I take
Pepto-Bismol...
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Categories:
gastritis, natureme,
Form: Ballad
Conversational Twists and Turns
...Topics of conversation seem to change as we approach maturity.
As kids we talked of love - now it's lumbago and social security!
It once was enlightening to simply discuss the weather,
But now it'...
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Categories:
gastritis, funny, high school,
Form: Rhyme
Categories:
gastritis, funny
Form: Light Verse
Song of Peter Pan
...My waterfall of spiral light
hearing the pitter pat
of endless night
of rolling blue Danube thoroughfare junction
flowing to the right
of sequines' songbird function,
Eye, the crescent moon
eb...
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Categories:
gastritis, hope, love, passion
Form: Lyric