the Gandy Dancers Sougan and Swanson Pulaski bested Bobcat Titan Taquito
and Lighting Fecon Taquito in Off the Grid Thunderbox match.
Were both team members had to be thrown in the Thunderbox to receive the Contract to face the tag Champions. Feint Schmoz was referree.
"Big Fluffy" Poebelle Mouette and his Gal "Mean Hussy"
ffaced Consceince "The Director of Morality" in a
Figure Four Showdown. Winner: Moutte at 14:14.
Main Event
"Proud" Ivory and "The Pride of Godbout" Ebony Fizz
beat World Tagteam Champions
" All About Knowthing" Bassy Grist and " Treble" Treat Tatum
With a Stratinberg Six" a version of
the DoomsDay Device.
"he strated air playing
like he had a Guitar.
than we saw the the third Wallup
of the Night!
Categories:
gandy, business, music, song, sound,
Form: Ballade
My grandma was a steeple jack,
Of heights she had no fear.
The crowds would gather round to watch.
They came from far and near,
To see her swing and pirouette,
Doff her hat and wave.
And gasped and cheered each time she feigned
A slip and then a save.
Roof-toppers winced and bit their lips,
Tight rope walkers screamed.
Treetop loggers looked away
At the daring they were seeing.
Women gasped and children shrieked,
Fearful she would fall,
But at full ascent a massive roar
As she stood upon the ball!
She blew a kiss to the those below
As she turned around with ease,
Then there atop removed her scarf
And cast it to the breeze
But the crowd went wild as before their eyes
They viewed her final feat…
Into a handstand Grandma rose,
Then she waved and kicked her feet!
Whether flag pole, steeple, TV tower…
My grandma climbed them all.
For the freedom felt there in the clouds,
She was at their beck and call.
That grand old gal inspired me
Her legacy I've retraced.
Now I too dance upon a pole
At a club called Mary’s Place.
Categories:
gandy, grandmother, humor, humorous, jobs,
Form: Rhyme
If there is such a thing as reincarnation
you're born again after your death,
dear Lord can I make my requirements now
in advance of taking my last breath.
Since you can control how we all will be born
can I please at least have my own choice,
namely when I have finally reached puberty
can I talk with Richard Burton's voice.
Some bits of Dave Gandy would come in quite handy,
especially that chest with no hair,
Terence Stamp's eyes, Arnold Schwarzenegger's thighs
and a good thatch of Tom Cruise's hair.
Don't let me come back as this same sad old sack
like a teddy bear with too much stuffing,
all wrinkles and creases defining my features
on a face like an over-thumped muffin.
Categories:
gandy, beauty, humor,
Form: Rhyme
His name is David Gandy
to me he is "Eye Candy"
with sparkling blue eyes
and muscular thighs
In dreams, he comes in handy....
Hand E*E*E*E*E*E*E*E Mr G A N D Y !!!!
Eileen
Bought a HELLO magazine on my trip back to Lebanon and there was a full page of Mr Gandy in his swimsuit....water running down his muscled form. Thus, I was introduced to the best of Britain. Pierce Brosnon will have to fight for me!!! Those Gandy Dandy eyes......
I saw a couple of VIAGRA limericks running around! ;) Hope this isn't in bad taste....taste??? Oh...taste....yes...Um....getting side tracked!!! Eye Candy, indeed!
Categories:
gandy, beautiful, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Alpha Ursa Major, Alert (Ali),
Bardonino (Bart), Barbera,
Cory, Cody, Cowboy
Deschka, Dodger, Drummer Boy,
Eroica, Elektra,
Firebird (Sandy’s daughter), Firecracker,
Gangster, Gandy Dancer, Gimmick,
Happy Feet, Hellsapoppin, Hurricane Hattie,
Image, Iesha,
Just Morgan, Jolly Roger, Jalapena (Pepper),
Kerry,
Lucifer, Lucas (Sardy’s sons),
Morgan,
Night Ranger, Nacho,
Odyssey (Roxy), Omar, Omega,
Prissy, Pattycake, Peter Piper Pepper (Taco’s daughter),
Quincy, Questa, Quixote, Quigley, Q-Tip,
Ragtime Cowboy Joe (Boogie) –
must he be the end of our alphabet?
Categories:
gandy, animals, loss, pets,
Form: List