Wall , to his heart
Was raised in height
That ,She could not
reach till the sight
When gandered once,
She sliped to recognise,
It is a venture.
Now she persist
Cemented there.
Categories:
gandered, 7th grade,
Form: Lyric
There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry
Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary
For they were trying to undress
A woman you might guess
And scare the pants off of Mary.
So the silly spooks Tom, Dick & Harry
Who in their own way were ready to marry
So they each had a turn
Distilled with heartburn
To see who could pop Mary’s cherry.
Now who was the one to win over this cheeky chick
For they all tried really hard with a prickly trick
But Marry had the last laugh
When she gandered the scary staff
At the monster of Tom’s Harry ______.
...the last word is 'stick'...geez! people...come on now lol...all in good fun!
Sept.19.2018
Scary or Spooky poem
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
N/A for contest
Categories:
gandered, funny love, halloween, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Upon pulchritude I gandered
Alchemy materialized
Adamant sentiments mere panders
Upon pulchritude I gandered
Fervor ascended, language stammered
Imagery never once had I theorized
Upon pulchritude I gandered
Alchemy materialized
Categories:
gandered, passion,
Form: Verse
In a weather so tender
I gandered and wandered in splendor
Lillies and jasmines wafted with the breeze,
When I came across lush, verdant apple trees
They hung there, scarlet with summer sunlight ahead
I slowly approached, spun in elation's thread
It was purity I smelled, a blessing, a bliss
The breeze swayed, bringing with it a -HISS-
I reached for one, the reddest of all
With a -PLUCK- it detached in hand to fall
-PSSHT!- I laid it in water to wash off the dust
It dripped and dripped filling me only with more lust,
On the sidewalk I sat, picking the rightest spot,
Alhamdulilah I whispered, grasped in camelot
Like a starving beggar, in ecstacy I devoured
Its sweetness, tingling juice grasped my tongue with power
Alhamdulilah: Arabic word for Thank God
Categories:
gandered, devotion, fantasy, food
Form: Couplet