Funster Poems - Poems about Funster

...Suki is as Suki does A vacuum cleaner's twin She keeps her face fastidious So she can start again She follows you about the house A faithful pet is she We count on her to mop the floor And m......Read the rest...

...He chose a face that only his mad mother would love. He painted a tragedy upon a crooked grin. His mask was designed to mug any real mirth. His career-path a honking mockery. A blunder......Read the rest...

...He chose a face that only his mad mother would love. He painted a tragedy upon a crooked grin. His mask was designed to mug any real mirth. His career-path a honking mockery. A blunder......Read the rest...

...He chose a face that only his mad mother would love. He painted a tragedy upon a crooked grin. His mask was designed to mug any real mirth. His career-path a honking mockery. A blunder......Read the rest...

...I know this sounds like a soliloquy, But why did bulldust men find me? God made Ratlotto sardonically, Life's booby prizes always find me, Now 70 years old is the new young, O God of funster fun......Read the rest...

...It was only a legend, my dears, A normal town, living in fear, There were fat feral urban virgins here, Hell bent on their pleasures, cheers! "Down with boys' daks, get here!" A whole town livin......Read the rest...