Fum Poems - Poems about Fum

...Jack and the Beanstalk was exaggerated some I know ‘cause I heard the real tale from my mum. She was high when she told me, filled up with rum I was terrified at her “fee fie foe fum!” Jack was......Read the rest...

...It’s 2023 and the world wants to know ‘What is a woman?’ Apparently now all it takes is call yourself one and, poof, you are. Which means we have finally arrived in the post-modern nightmare......Read the rest...

...Mister money bags no more Ah..., how I idolize the days of yore before June twentieth, and twenty first two thousand twenty three when utter senselessness wore, a trail of woe brutally ravagi......Read the rest...

...Echoes everywhere Stomp Stomp Who’s there? A Giant says he Being tall The Giants call I can destroy People are like toys Looking over the colony Think of me as your majesty King high above ......Read the rest...

...what’s my sign what a fool ‘kick my behind’ they thought me a tool scalped by the scalpel forsooth the sore truth the eyesore galoot the prophecy foretold a......Read the rest...

...Mine gerund farming, tilling, and harvesting illogical weltanschauung Twas accursed destiny since birth (maybe coded in deoxyribonucleic acid since time immemorial) alas and alack nascent em......Read the rest...

...Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the tears of an offended one, Be they mad, or be they insulted I'll drink their tears to quench my thirst.......Read the rest...

...Apple of my eye darling daughter numero deux gifted me... Twenty four years ago – February 4th, 2023, whose existence begat by this dada and da mama aye revel in your bursting at figurative ......Read the rest...

...Loving my refurbished fifteen inch mid 2015 Macbook Pro A lightning fast machine purchased three days ago now comfortably nestling with said technological wonder, where outside a cold wind how......Read the rest...

...Increase In Head Size impossible mission to encapsulate notion flitting hither and yon, to and fro within cranium attached to mine body, whereby irrefutable proof prevails predicated when you......Read the rest...

...curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris who wishes ewe well to make $cents of the following mumbo jumbo lettered gumbo. Hip puck crease see (ad hoc) key hide dee claim haint how my noggin comports ......Read the rest...

...Some bum drank rum Fi - fie fo - fum Blood smelled he yelled Turned glum 'twas Mum......Read the rest...

...I sigh when I watch men and women just sit home drawing unemployment when they are fully able to work. Such benefits make me paranoid. I see: some seem so sure just swimmin’ in hope that their......Read the rest...

...And the beanstalk fell and the giant as well And the giant lay there dead I swear to you I thought it true It seems I was misled Though the giant bled he raised his head And said I want my go......Read the rest...

...Despite countless factorial permutations & combinations, this cyber surfer avails two alms seeking succor asper Somerset Maugham. Mom mee whiz able to sic cure human bondage, boot metastatic ca......Read the rest...