Funny For Teens Poems

Sir Isaac Newton, so great,
Had the apple been rotten and late,
No physics would have been discovered yet,
No derivations would have ever been set....

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He chase’s girls most of the day, only their sweetness will he obey 

His mind is focused on getting a girl, surely he’ll give her...

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I’m tired.
When I say that,
people ask me,
“How much sleep did you get?”
They tell me,
“Go to bed earlier then!”
I joke and say that I try,
or I...

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once a young dude from texas

ate twelve tacos for breakfast

he ate them with cheese

he ate them with peas

then got sick from the excess.
...

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Are you ok?
Funny you should ask
Do you really care?
Well let me tell you

My heart is shattered 
My voice is gone
My tears have dried
There is no...

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knock the door of my heart 
let me hear the sound of your love
drive me through the nights that we crave for 
your jokes and...

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Love is like the sun,
Is this saying true?
Then crushes are like the moon,
This I believe do you?

I blushed at your every movement,
To be honest I...

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in a dream a record store

groovy man its lesley gore

voice mid soprano

and a piano

sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...

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so ten of your teeth were pulled

and then your mouth crown jeweled

you must think us daffy

you ate all that taffy

insurance claim overruled.
...

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I ddddddd don’t like….con….fronnnnnntations
This is how I feel about them too
But it is funny to see myself on film
Biggest wimp ever 
Which shocked and horrified...

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Somedays I feel like crazy,
The world seems unhealthy.
My day seems boring,
And I don't know what to think.
I look out of my window,
To find trees and...

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Can we meet again?
You, wearing your black jacket;
Me, empty in mind or thought.

You ask what I want.
I want long hours of chatter.
Know you are happy,
even...

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She thinks she is all that my sister and I said.
She was blonde and magnificent. We wished her dead.
She came over to see us and...

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this is the story of dowd

famished though inside a cloud

yearned for a toaster

found him a poster

sorry no dining allowed.
...

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Alarm rings as cock a doodle doo
Mama shouts get ready for school
Jumped out of bed and wore uniform soon
Went to the bus as fast as...

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