Funny For Kids Poems

The root people were gearing up for war.
They had their swords and axes out.
They were heading toward the store,
Where a rude man had been a...

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Fanciful dragon had fool for a pet.
Carries his breakfast each day, and it’s wet.
Licked on by six pixies.
He could easily fix these.
Certainly has not thought...

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A darling miniature dragon is living on my big toe.
He has built a community, and it has a glow.
He’s readying a car port and a...

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Heroes are not born or bread
They proactively step up
And pre-fix things

Wait until Uncle Lester gets here.
He will know what to do
Especially if he brings Aunt...

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A jangle toed eye-popping wiggle-may-boo
Made its way down the toe of my shoe
Do not look now for it is not quite through
Eating flesh, and it’s...

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I was walking down the street with confidence
The day my foot fell off
At first I thought it was a joke
But it turned and 
Had its...

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Sure my friends are funny and kind and creative. They can’t be beat. 
Dinosaurs, Dilly Bars, Pogo Sticks and Probiotics, so sweet.
A poem that must...

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My feet swelled up the size of cars.
After a visit from a cat named Mars.
He swiftly returned home above the stars,
Leaving my feet stranded in...

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A cuttlefish swallowed my house the other day.
He ejected his inky black fluid and we could not get away.
The local newspaper came out and had...

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An artistic aardvark 
living in a forest dark
very quickly did embark
upon a quest on an ark
Noah gave him name of Clark....

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The puma is so sleek and black
I have no doubt he’d break my back
And carry me off to feed his cubs
They would love my fat...

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Gnomes in the bedroom, faeries in the hall.
Fey folks all over, none of them are too tall.
Night time magic giggles hilarious to me.
Of course mischief...

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They threw me off a pirate ship
Into the path of a giant yellow jellyfish.

She had been crying for a bunch of
unsavory fools had thrown her...

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I celebrated my mother’s birthday by taking a walk,
reveling in her knowledge of every kind of tree.

I celebrated my mother’s birthday with my dog,
who understood...

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If I had a Man Friday, 
I would ask him to get me a sea cow.

This manatee and I would have 
so much fun, and...

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