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Funny For Him Poems

These Funny For Him poems are examples of For Him poems about Funny. These are the best examples of For Him Funny poems written by international poets.


How Love Works
It’s funny how love works sometimes
one minute
you’re both strangers
the next
you’re in love
with a man
whom you can never have
he proposes
to every girl
any girl
besides you
even though
he never...

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Categories: for him, 10th grade, betrayal, for



Goddess of Beauty
No words describe the beauty she expresses,
Her explicit beauty, which secretly professes, 
The Inherent quality of her magnificent character,
Her heart is a refuge and a...

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Categories: for him, art, dream, flower, for

My Heart was Captivated
Whenever I hear your name,
My heart starts to pound
I don't know if it's lame,
But in my eyes, thousands of emotions can be found.

At first, I...

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Categories: boy, feelings, for him,

Sean Combs
If you live inside a glass house then don't throw stones
or put cameras in your home when you live like Sean Combs
some people got it...

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© John Conde  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: for him, conflict, culture, dark, farewell,

Premium Member Hobble Hobble Hobble
		 Hobble Hobble Hobble0
      Written for Cedarville Librarian Julie.

Absolutely no pressure on that knee for 6 weeks.
They gave me crutches...

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Categories: anxiety, courage, for him,



Adore
Every second I breathe
 I adore you
You bought me to my soul's core
I wanna know more about you
Idk how and what to do
This dream in...

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Categories: for him, career, first love, for

Im UNSURE
More pure than a lake of baptized sins 
I just wanna get money and match my friends 
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...

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Categories: for him, africa, blessing, family, for

Teenage boy
He chase’s girls most of the day, only their sweetness will he obey 

His mind is focused on getting a girl, surely he’ll give her...

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Categories: for him, boy, fantasy, for her,

Slice of Cake
Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a  snake?
They’re not the type to give,...

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© Mona Ebel  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: for him, courage, desire, for her,

Irony
It’s funny, I think.
We had the talk.
I wrote about it
But the words never fit.
Still, I wrote.
Just to remember
As much as I could.

It’s funny because…

You said...

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Categories: for him, addiction, crush, emotions, feelings,

Premium Member I Put Orangutan Into a Poem I Need An Award
My afghan man with arms like an orangutan
who likes to kiss me while we stand

He says
He loves to look into your eyes as he kisses...

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Categories: animal, for him, funny

You
It began with “hello”

I was mesmerized, the beat of thy drum cautioned me to see beyond the realm of introduction.

For thy hello, followed with “what’s...

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© Kai Solis  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: for him, funny love,

Jester
Love is like the sun,
Is this saying true?
Then crushes are like the moon,
This I believe do you?

I blushed at your every movement,
To be honest I...

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Categories: faith, fantasy, for him,

The Wrong Leap
The Wrong Leap 
The hardest lesson
Has been to get rid of the tension
That you’re no longer at my mention 

Well thank God, I got that...

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Categories: for him, break up, deep, divorce,

Premium Member She Only Said She Loved Him
She only said she loved him.
Of the rest she was reticent.
He only stood and wondered
 What it was she'd meant.

She said only loved him.
No other...

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Categories: for him, funny love, language, word


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