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Details | Verse |

Cb Tribute Contest One

LOVELY LAURA LOO A great friend, a godsend, lovable Laura writes laudable lines. JOLLY JAN ALLISON Her hit limericks are a humorous mix, but her emotive writes in sadness unites. BELOVED BROKEN WINGS Sad angel, loves dark 'grave' poems, makes me weep. NOBLE NETTE ONCLAUD Images abound, deep descriptions draw me in , caught in 'Nette' of joy -------------- 12.10.16


Details | Limerick |

On Viagra and Poop- Jan Allison

Rhymes of Viagra and Poop
Our Jan will serve the real scoop
If fun is your thing
She knows what to bring
Your lips will smile and not droop

She is our humorous Queen
Displays the heart of a teen
She's funny and nice
She adds the right spice
A sweeter girl....I've not seen!!!

So, Jan, here's looking at you
For me, you chased away blue
You are a real friend
Stay true to the end
You make my heart feel brand new

Eileen Manassian

Jan....thanks for being such a sweetie pie. You've always been there for me!!!

Hugs
Details | Rhyme |

She's the Queen of Poop Poems-For Jan

She’s known as the Queen of Poop poems, funny and bold
And reading her humorous poems never ever gets old
Her poems brighten my days and make me laugh out loud
With her writing skills and comedic talent, she should feel proud 

I hope she continues to write these wonderful gems
Her Poop poems are upbeat and fun for all PS friends
Jan writes funny limericks and bawdy poems too
If someone doesn’t like them, they haven’t a clue

A talented poet who places high in contest challenges
Her witty talent does give her some contest advantages 
Trolls, sharks and fakes please pack up and move along
There must be other places to play your negative songs 

3/24/19
Details | Rhyme |

So, I'M Bald

I started losing my hair years ago. 

At first, I panicked.  Finally I said to myself, I’m going bald, “so!” 

I once tried remedies, herbs, and such.  

Unfortunately, my hair didn’t grow back very much. 

I knew many women preferred men with long hair so they could run their fingers through. 

And because of being bald, I didn’t want to end up being a turn-off to you. 

Then, fortunately, I came to grips with what’s important in life and what’s not. 

So, I’m bald, so what!  Beautiful lady, would you care to rub my bald spot? 

I’m otherwise fit, intelligent, sincere, humorous, romantic, handsome, and strong. 

My hair is just no longer long. 

Lady, if you need to run your fingers through anything of true importance, try my heart! 

That’s really the ideal and only meaningful place for true love to start.  

Alfredo Leon
Details | Free verse |

Zero Gain

Murmur no things
or strings of sounds...
Could not care less
more-ish whispers
were Wicked
Whips of Words-
Weighted.
Tongue- lashing sharp
fork- tine Torture.
Cat-0-nine-one-one-tales...
Thirty-nine...
Forty-less-one
thrashing...
thrashing...
Thrashing...!
                     P
                     l
                     u
                     m
                     b
                     l
                     i
       Cut, then
     	    Spliced
                       r
                       a
                       m
                        aught - 0 - matic -ally
                             u
                             t
                             t
                             e
     s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d and s-t-r-u-n-g out
taut ~O~ill~O~gee~call  
sayings S-P-L-A-Y-E-D out.

Taught NO one
any thing
new
Knew hear-say-
Say! Did you hear THAT???
(Did YOU know...?)
? :-0  ? :-o ? :-0 ?
Oh Oh...

Tongues plaited and tied
Gutless intentions
Implied
Allied...
Bound between mongers
pitted
unpitying
Pitbulls against distraught,
double-bind on-slaughter
pale-faced pugilism
mimics
Mummery and mimed thoughts
~acted~out~
played O-U-T
OUCH!
Bought into
Hearts wrung out
bloodless
Bloody hands wringing
in Delight-
Delighted!
de-lighted...
Delight-Full?

Murmur nothing
need less<<<<<<
On knees
needling>>>>>>>
Need less to say
" it" @ All.

Hot of the press,
hot air blows
seeds of doubts
s-OW-n n-OW!
Profuse Grrrrr- OW-th
Hot-head heed-less
not Grrrrr- OW-n up.

Groans are unmouthed
sounds
sown shut :-
No more hurt
Feelings
Hidden
Humiliation's humus
Not humorous.

Hideous "justice"
       bids
Blurts be bought
at a price- 
Caught out
Pulled-up-Pule
short-circuits
short-changed
~my~O~my
~chained~
~thrashing~it~out.
thrashed...thrashed....Thrashed!
within an inch
~~ ~~~'~ ~~~~...
nihil -is-tic
parsitic
Tick-Tacky-Town
Game of noughts.
Game of cross thoughts..x-O
Game's off-
Colour two- tone
Voice

Not "giving lip"-
Zipped~~~
:-O gains nil
By Mouth.
:- naught -:
     nada
     null
       X
     void
 
       O


14-07-2017~Aqua Marine.



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