Jim sealed his love for his first girlfriend , Jo
as many star struck lovers do,
by showing the world he had found his soul mate
and getting himself a tattoo.
Their relationship failed, so for other fish he sailed,
since he didn't like being alone,
and to save on the cost of a tattoo removal
his next girl would have to be Joan.
They lasted ten days and then went separate ways
so Jim continued along with his plan,
he'd have learned, you would think but new girl and new ink,
as he courted his next girl, Joanne.
Sadly now he's paying the price
for being a serial flirter,
he's now searching all of the dating sites
for someone called Joannetteroberta.
Categories:
flirter, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Muhammad Butler
Joker's poem
There's the mighty joker
We wondering if he ever played poker
But only supplies a bad body odor
But the fact remains his a filthy flirter.
Wondering if his jokes are taking him somewhere
But the bottom line is that he doesn't care
Weather or not he his been compared with someone
There he is fighting batman
But now on the backhand
Simply judge because he lives in a thresh can.
Categories:
flirter, career, celebration, destiny, dream,
Form: Rhyme
Nectar-drunken Bee
He drones an' draws close
lured by the red rose
Of red and bright petals
like some burning metals.
He waves his thin waist
filled on nectar's taste
Such is the comely rose
drawing sexy Bee so close.
With an oral detector
he accesses the nectar
Renowned randy flirter
to prod the juicy receptor
For, Randy Sire; alpha male,
None his lust will quell!
27th Aug' 2013
Categories:
flirter,
Form: Rhyme
I’m an animal lover, especially of cats.
Daughter Donna admits they’re better than rats.
I had but one kitty and now I have six.
We need to catch them, to give them a fix.
Too many cats!
Granddaughter Hannah would like to have one.
Catching a kitty is more work than fun.
I’m needing to treat them for fleas and for ticks.
Haste makes waste.
No cat in America is cuter than they.
It’s a nitty gritty pity, itty bitty they won’t stay.
Big cats from home will roam.
Yes roam from “Home Sweet Home”.
They don’t know their father, their sire deserter,
This untamed, undomesticated, wild, feral flirter.
The kittens run in fright from monster my size.
Happy to wean them, mama cat shuts her eyes.
I’m running on empty, I kick off my flats.
My make-up is dripping, my hair needs a comb.
Some little boys like kitty cats.
20th line is from my poem “Some Little Boys”
For Mish Mash contest
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Categories:
flirter, animals, cat, , cute,
Form: Light Verse