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Funny February Poems

These Funny February poems are examples of February poems about Funny. These are the best examples of February Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member A February Independence Day
A February Independence Day

It was a chilling winter day,
When Jefferson had come to say
“Lets all agree and make a vow,
To claim our independence now!”

But speaking...

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© Jd Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: february, america, fun, funny, history,

Premium Member February 14
Your wonderful love
Pretty flowers, candy, cards
Filled with your kisses


Date Written:2/4/2022...

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Categories: february, love, valentines day,

Valentines Day
For Valentine's day.
I don't want no diamond ring's
Or gold chain's. 
No rusty thing's. 
No live thing's or marshmallow chick's.
I just want a simple chocolate kiss.

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Categories: boyfriend, celebration, february, feelings,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: february, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member A New January
Resolutions each January I feel I must do.                 ...

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Categories: february, january, power,

I hate the cold weather, whether to say the least,
the cold weather hates me, i slipped and fell last week,
plus the warm weather's better, i'd...

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© Key V.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: autumn, december, february, funny,

You Know It Already
Life is sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter,
What is tend to be wrong, we try to make it better;
How much courage do we need to muster?
How long...

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Categories: february, anger, depression,

A Proper Valentine
A picnic for two would be so quaint
And cards of sentiment are high on the rank
Expensive jewelry that sparkles the eye
To most girls is the...

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© Chris Hagy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: candy, chocolate, february, funny,

A Chicano In Bakersfield

I've walked into 
the courthouse more than I want.
the whore turned 
my world upside down.
I've been sick 
more in a month than...

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Categories: absence, city, february, heart,

Dissonant Minion of Love
So mischievous was Aphrodite's dissonant minion of love
Instinct is discerning towards arrows released from above 

With a dishonest consideration to environmental influences 
	He pulled back...

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Categories: desire, emotions, february, freedom,


They were young at the stage when old people
But not your granny look funny, those young faces looking
Or perhaps not into the future without any...

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Categories: february, first love, food,

The Escape
The Escape 
A man coming home from work saw a shadow like a figure leaning against 
an olive tree it was Death, polishing his...

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Categories: february, first love, food,

February 9 2015
We have no money,
It ain't funny,
Get a job,
Do not rob.

It's not the job
Of everyone
To pay your bills
For the little ones....

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Categories: february, anger,

My Funny Valentine
My Valentine, oh how I love thee, from head to toe
The one whom every day I see
My Funny Valentine is simply me
Beautiful vibrant woman, that's...

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Categories: beautiful, beauty, chocolate, february,

I'M An Eleven Year Old Adult
There is something about me that people find hard to construe.
I'm only eleven years old even though I was born in 1972.
Because I was born...

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Categories: february, funny, humor,

Book: Shattered Sighs