Funny February Poems

A February Independence Day

It was a chilling winter day,
When Jefferson had come to say
“Lets all agree and make a vow,
To claim our independence now!”

But speaking...

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For Valentine's day.
I don't want no diamond ring's
Or gold chain's. 
No rusty thing's. 
No live thing's or marshmallow chick's.
I just want a simple chocolate kiss.
??...

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I hate the cold weather, whether to say the least,
the cold weather hates me, i slipped and fell last week,
plus the warm weather's better, i'd...

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Life is sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter,
What is tend to be wrong, we try to make it better;
How much courage do we need to muster?
How long...

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A picnic for two would be so quaint
And cards of sentiment are high on the rank
Expensive jewelry that sparkles the eye
To most girls is the...

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"A CHICANO IN BAKERSFIELD"


I've walked into 
the courthouse more than I want.
the whore turned 
my world upside down.
I've been sick 
more in a month than...

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So mischievous was Aphrodite's dissonant minion of love
Instinct is discerning towards arrows released from above 

With a dishonest consideration to environmental influences 
	He pulled back...

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Laughter

They were young at the stage when old people
But not your granny look funny, those young faces looking
Or perhaps not into the future without any...

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The Escape 
 
A man coming home from work saw a shadow like a figure leaning against 
an olive tree it was Death, polishing his...

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We have no money,
It ain't funny,
Get a job,
Do not rob.

It's not the job
Of everyone
To pay your bills
For the little ones....

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My Valentine, oh how I love thee, from head to toe
The one whom every day I see
My Funny Valentine is simply me
Beautiful vibrant woman, that's...

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There is something about me that people find hard to construe.
I'm only eleven years old even though I was born in 1972.
Because I was born...

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Marvellous Life
Back then it is back then- so bloody long ago- 
my heart sang when going home after seeing you
I crossed a bridge, and the...

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Tulips in springtime
Expressed, two lovers kissing
Air aromatic...

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She said it’s over
We’ll forget what we had
Sooner to leave
It’s ever too bad.

She said a date
Oh February 30!
It broke my heart
Broke me so gently.

Spent long...

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