Fauci Poems - Poems about Fauci

Dr Fauci

(“Contagion III”, 2020, original pen and ink and oil)

Dr Fauci

In the infallible world of cause and effect
Every action has its reaction
And to every sane person
Beyond the age of about ten
This is simply a given.

What is less clear is when, how and where
These reactions will manifest.
So as time passes and nothing seems to happen
Those responsible, and

Categories: fauci, health, humanity, society,
Form: Narrative

The Great Fauci

They cheered the great Fauci
and knelt before his unction -
praised and defended the man
who funded Gain of Function

They bowed to the great Fauci
and anointed him so pious -
crowned him and put in charge
of his own SARS coronavirus

They listen to the great Fauci
and urge us to get the jab -
parrot his words that the virus
didn't come

Categories: fauci, america, corruption, political,
Form: Rhyme

Fauci Turns Grouchy

Dr. Fauci turned grouchy
   Bit his lip, got an ouchie  

      Kept his mask on, bled to death
      Socially distanced ~ had bad breath

Categories: fauci, death, irony, red,
Form: Clerihew

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Stay, Doctor Fauci, Stay



Oh, don’t abandon us now!
We so love your masked fear.
Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear.

What shall I do, Holy Cow?
Should I check my cat’s rear?
Is there Omicron in my ale or beer?

I fret over eating meat from a sow!
Shall I go check my skin in a mirror?
We need you, who makes thing, clearer!

We might have

Categories: fauci, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Dr Fauci

Dr. Fauci went to Southie
To sell us on wearing masks
He tripped on his past
Where when he was asked
Claimed no need to cover your mouthie

Categories: fauci, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme

Mr Fauci Mr Fauci

Mr Fauci Mr Fauci
You are making me to so grouchy

TV appearances persistent
I’d prefer you social distant

Every day you make a statement
Think I’ll call for noise abatemen

Your flip flopping is so bad
That it makes me hopping mad

There in Wuhan, no compunction
You supported ‘gain of function’

When you say that you are science
Pass my surgical appliance!

Is this your

Categories: fauci, paradise, political,
Form: Rhyme

Fauci

A fine man of his time, has proper explanation
for our predicament. No good man would look him down even
if they disagreed on face masks. He stayed on the deeply alien Trump land
where fantasy reigned with vehement surge in parallel to the disease.
You may commend him, or reprehend him, nothing affects his mission to 
guide us

Categories: fauci, age,
Form: Free verse

Dr Anthony Fauci

American Hero, just-the-facts scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci...
   shrugs off attacks, death threats; he's never grouchy

       Banished from the White House for doing his job.
   He now works from home; laughs off fury of GOP mob



Date written: 09/04/2020

Categories: fauci, people, tribute,
Form: Clerihew

Dr False Fauci


              Dr. False Fauci


Fauci, aka,"Doctor I scareth thee,"M.D.~
Cannot stop deceiving all of humanity.


With his monetary marriage to the heinous Bill Gates,
He falsely claims~a vaccine they create ensures you a guaranteed,healthy fate.


Vaccines will never save you!
Nor lockdowns, the saddest of lonely human zoos.


We,

Categories: fauci, care, health, integrity, life,
Form: Couplet

Dr Fauci

Dr. Fauci,* never grouchy,
Seems to tell it like it is.
When we need a Covid answer,
The advice I’d want is his.

When our POTUS** gives us notice,
It is simply not worth heeding
For it’s either flat-out wrong
Or likely otherwise misleading.

So much news from different views
Is surely bound to be confusing.
When folks follow made-up “facts,”
The truth is all of

Categories: fauci, truth,
Form: Rhyme