Fauci Poems - Poems about Fauci

...This is based on Thomas Dolby's great song: She Blinded Me With Science. If you've never listened to it, I'd recommend doing so; it's a funky classic from the 80's. With false hope in their poti......Read the rest...

... They cheered the great Fauci and knelt before his unction - praised and defended the man who funded Gain of Function They bowed to the great Fauci and anointed him so pious - crowned hi......Read the rest...

... The Leader Speaks: I just make believe I am a genius, like the great, gifted, Elon Musk. And I fooled my entire nation, with my adled brain,of gruel and mush! Behind me, fo......Read the rest...

...(Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s "The Duke of Plaza Toro," from The Gondoliers) When all the land did take a stand When bugs we all were fighting He led the nation from behi......Read the rest...

...E.L.E. Gain of function? Fauci says its fiction So without hesitation I embrace salvation First shot Government mistrust Big pharma bloodlust Yet in science I trust Take the va......Read the rest...

...REPORT CARD - FAUCI U. I. Self-Reporting Section A. FEELINGS Engendered on a Daily Basis Offended often Triggered frequently Unsafe 24/7 B. TREATMENT at H......Read the rest...

... patients, waiting room masked by Fauci, do not speak only mice may squeak ......Read the rest...

...Hey America, what do ya think of your Pres now? Still think he’s a moderate? Still think the virus came from a bat? Still think your child needs to wear a mask? Still think Jan 6 Committee is......Read the rest...

...How strange it is and how bizarre a pandemic should threaten from afar - some say a bat, some say a lab and there’s no pill and there’s no jab! Sniff! Sniff! I smell a virus worse than th......Read the rest...

...Dr. Fauci turned grouchy Bit his lip, got an ouchie Kept his mask on, bled to death Socially distanced ~ had bad breath......Read the rest...

... Oh, don’t abandon us now! We so love your masked fear. Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear. What shall I do, Holy Cow? Should I check my cat’s rear? Is there Omicron in my ale or beer? I fr......Read the rest...

...It seems that no one understands Monkeypox is not spread by glands Just one little touch Infects an whole bunch Whatever you do, DON'T SHAKE HANDS!* *Dr. Fauci says, "Sex is not necessar......Read the rest...

... Men are now women and women are now men? People have no more sense, than a rooster or a hen. People blowing up fatter like parade balloons? Then, we can float in trash dumps that......Read the rest...

... Do the Mandate Polka Roll out the mandates! We’ll have a barrel of fun! Just do the Mandate Polka! Fauci promised you won’t get......Read the rest...

...Kevorkian played the fiddle of death. Fauci (mask on) mouths an alto sax. Putin taps away on nuclear keys. Xi bangs away on a drum of disease. Lap dog Jong taps a tiny tambourine. While Bunny Bi......Read the rest...