Fatty Poems - Poems about Fatty

God made man perfect And planted Two bean-like objects Inside his abdomen And warned mankind Not to eat the forbidden fruits But mankind failed to listen And took too much Salt And took Too much Soda And took Too much proteins And took Too much carbohydrates And took Too much fatty foods And took Far too much spirits That landed mankind With Renal failures ...

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It is crazy To be lazy And lousy To be mousy: Of one naughty Who chose to be haughty And Snobbish Who often mouths rubbish. You can’t be chatty And not hearty Nor Natty When you’re the fatty: From almost every nit Not a word of wit, Everything mirroring a haze For his longest gaze… All these: What live observed And should n’t want them reserved....

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Nonalcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD) - Our beloved youngest daughter Shana Aubrey (endearingly called “Shayne Punim”) still feels under the weather, with symptoms centered around gastrointestinal tract, though she lives in Bend, Oregon (experienced her pseudo autonomy before she completed eighteen Earth orbitz approximately three and a half years ago). Said healthy apple of mine (myopic) eye begat between me and thine married mate conceived approximately...

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Fatty Who Became Batty What we could call Trump is fatty; His character appears to be catty; Always meant, To be hell bent; Is door nob who did become batty. Jim Horn...

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Fatty Rascal burst into tears When someone said he had “big ears” For big ears indeed Fatty had He got them from his mom and dad His ears where massive Hung down to his knees And flapped around In the windy breeze What with his big ears Friends called him Jumbo And Fatty was dumb A bit of a dumbo He confronted his parents “Why...

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My fatty neighbour two hours in a day Trying to burn excess kilocalories. I always advise him- " No worries, There is for burning much better way. But best of all, no doubt-crematoriums"....

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FATTY MOUTH When I was a kid I used to scare other kids. ...

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How did I end up in this state? I'm always fighting with my weight, I'd like to put it down to fate, but that ain't honest! I know for sure what I do wrong, I've known the truth all along, but I always sing a different song, and that ain't honest! I've tried to blame...

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dusty was the scale, under the bathroom sink all it needed to work, were two bare feet and it would tell the tale and tell the tale true a bit portly, bending over just to see...

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fatty big There’s something about humor that suffocates my soul ha- ha soul a frivolous statement that drowns out the *********** and leaves the lust in the un-boiled kettle of a winded self to be left and blown through another day with the completion of an undying element which silly people call love...

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Bodyweight !.. I constantly gain.. Diet Regime ..gone in vain... My body- totally out of shape.. Gymnasium is a total waste! Huge shoes and clothes size-jumbo, They tease me"Fatty Little Bumbo". They say I'm fat and call me a ball, Or they say I am huge wall. Elephant, Hippo , they call me animal names, All these words put me to total shame.. Hydrogen balloon...

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