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Falser Poems - Poems about Falser
President Washington's Choppers
...'Tis well-documented that George Washington had issues with his choppers. 'Tis also well-known that he was not prone to fabricating whoppers. So it comes as no surprise and can be truly said of......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
history, humorous,
Form:
Clerihew
Cletus O'Toole's False Teeth
...Though many times Cletus O'Toole was somewhat uncouth, He could always be relied upon to tell the truth. No better legacy to his progeny could he bequeath, Than that of, "Truer words were never ......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
humorous,
Form:
Couplet
In Christ Church Meadow
...In Christ Church meadow - walked I there, on late spring day, quite clear and fair, walking slower than most dare, for May is under Mary's care. Sometimes, in arrogance, I claim, that man ne......
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J. I. Thomas F.
Categories:
falser,
art, creation, inspiration, nature,
Form:
Couplet
Best One-Liner
...Truer words were never spoken through falser teeth! Entry for Silent One's "Best One-liner" contest......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
humorous,
Form:
Monoku
True Or False
...Truer words were never spoken through falser teeth! Entry for Silent One's "One Liners" Contest (4 Dec 15)......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
humor,
Form:
Monoku
George Washington's False Teeth - For Contest
...Washington wore fake teeth as voiced beneath, But with sagacious thoughts did us bequeath! And after profound weighing, It just goes without saying: Truer wo......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Quotes By George Washington
...I found some pithy quotes attributed to the Father of our Nation, And thought I'd share some with you to further your education. I've read his "Farewell To The Troops" but this stuff I'd never hear......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Sage Advice From George Washington
..."Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your reputation!" This sage advice was offered by George Washington, the father of our nation! 'Tis but one of many wise adages to us he d......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
humorous, inspiration,
Form:
Couplet
Truer Words Were Never Spoken Through Falser Teeth
...If on history books we can rely 'Tis said Washington never told a lie He had false teeth it is said Yet uttered truths from his head But ......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
funny, political
Form:
Limerick
The Facade
...A facade Put together to portray a thought, But what happened to Reality. Reality. What is reality? A reality is what we make it. But a facade Is falser still. Changing daily as we see......
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Ashley Blodgett
Categories:
falser,
depression, life
Form:
I do not know?
And That's the Truth!
...Truer words Were never spoken Through falser teeth! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved) 6th Place in John Freeman's "Redneck Psa......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
philosophy
Form:
Senryu
Discursive Nonsense!
...There are few things that provoke me anymore or are apt to make me curse, Except fer the guv'mint a-meddlin' in my life and a-pickin' at my purse! Fergive me fer expressin' myself with such crass a......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
falser,
funnyme, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Hateness S Can Rise To Death
...I hate the way you talk to me I hate it when u care Cuz you’ve given me false love That dies from just a stare That rips my heat apart That makes wanna travel That makes me wanna declare......
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Louzana Nubani
Categories:
falser,
lost loveme, hate, hate,
Form:
Free verse
Filled
...(The Labyrinth of Time) The heart searches through a labyrinth of time Jagged rocks greet bloodied feet, walking into choppy sea -- Trying so hard to remember when days were more kind A feel ......
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Adell Foster
Categories:
falser,
allegory, confusion, imagination, life,
Form:
Free verse
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