Evangelical Poems

A Most Unusual Evangelical One-Man Band

An old preacher named Ned
Got it into his head
To make a musical pilgrimage
Before he was dead.
He claimed divine inspiration
To form a band and tour the nation,
And by so doing treat its ills,
Not with welfare checks and pills,
But with arpeggios and trills.
He'd spread the gospel word through music
And lead the land back to salvation.

He first made

Great Interfaith Revolutions

Executive Summary:
To optimize Great Faith Revolutions,
combine all toxic ingredients 
of Make America Great Again,
and then feel
then hear
then do
then say
then cooperatively touch
then develop a compassionate taste
for just the opposite
fundamentally regenerative ********
election
direction
selection.

Thesis and AntiThesis:
I suppose we might uncover
many differences in theologies,
Eastern and Western,
Southern and Northern.

One of these differences
is not fundamentalism itself,
which appears on both polarized sides
of the

Noble Evangelical Preacher

N-oble
E-vangelical
P-reacher
T-eaches
H-ope
A-bout
L-ife
I-n
E-xcellent

P-ropagation
A-stoundingly
N-oting
E-ternal
S-alvation

Topic: Birthday of Bro. Nepthalie D. Panes (November 01) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Evangelical Singers

Z-estful
A-stounding
M-usic's
B-eautiful
A-ccompaniment
L-ets
E-vangelical
S-ingers

N-icely
O-ffer
R-eligious
T-unes
H-aving

C-omforted
H-earts
O-f
I-nspired
R-eceivers

Topic: Anniversary of Zambales North Choir (October 25) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Evangelical Verse

J-ust
O-pen
Y-our

V-aluable
I-mportant
L-ife
L-etting
A-lmighty's
N-ame
U-se
E-vangelical
V-erse
A-new

Topic: Birthday of Joy A. Villanueva (June 02) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Dear Evangelical Brother

Dear Brother,

When we were children
adults often asked us
What do you hope to be
when you grow up?

But, our brothers and sisters
were more likely,
and probably more wise,
to ask
Who would you most hope to become?
To be like?

Which implies, to my unformed ear
and eye,
Which of these adults you know,
or know of,
do you like best
as a mentor
for your own happiest

Evangelical Lessons

N-oble
I-nstruction
Z-ealously
I-nstitutes
E-vangelical
L-essons

O-f
C-reator's
T-rue
A-im

Topic: Birthday of Niziel I. Octa (January 29) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Evangelical Righteousness

J-oyful
O-pen
S-oul
E-agerly
F-eels
I-ts
N-iceness
A-s

N-otable
E-vangelical
R-ighteousness
J-ust
A-dvises

Topic: Birthday of Josefina P. Nerja (January 27)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Evangelical Lesson

G-od's
E-vangelical
L-esson
I-s
C-onducted
A-s

A-lmighty's
N-ice
A-dmonition
C-learly
I-nstructs
N-ewness

Topic: Birthday of Gelica C. Anacin (July 07) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Evangelical Light

J-ust 
U-se 
L-ight 
I-n 
E-vangelism 
T-o 

P-roduce 
E-nlightenment 
R-egarding 
M-aker 
A-nd 
L-ife's 
E-ternal 
S-alvation 

Topic: Birthday of Juliet P. Permales (June 09) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Evangelical Doctrine

E-vangelical 
D-octrine 
I-s 
L-ord's 
B-iblical 
E-ducation 
R-egarding 
T-otal 
O-bedience 

Topic: Birthday of Edilberto Leongson, Jr (February 5) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Evangelical Mission

E-vangelical
M-ission
E-rases
L-isteners'
L-argest
E-rror

Topic: Birthday of Emelle Alferez (April 8) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Evangelical Mission Zone

D-awn Tuesday seventh
O-f March leaves the chill; 
O-pening the morn with warmth, 
D-elight, vigor, and
Z-eal.

L-et the words light up the road
O-f the bleak horizon; 
P-reach the truth within
E-vangelical mission
Z-one.

Christian Evangelical-Charismatic Republicans

I grew up with rural Michigan white red-neck evangelical root systems.
These did not always feed my multicultural self/other liberation of the GLBTQ subclimatic root system
for regeneratively healthy instincts,
yet I learned to survive within this fundamentalist-alien-straight Christian White anthro-culturally supremacist climate of heterosexuality
not understood as a fully regenerative multiculturally organic sexuality,
most certainly inclusive of GLBTQ,
among full-octave

Fundamentals Revisited

If it is a premise of fundamentalists,
whether Christian or Islamic or Devil Worshipers,
that Reason is bad, faith is good,
what could anyone reasonably say
that could not be unfaithful to good?

However, as I recall,
there is that oft-quoted Christian maxim
of Paul the Apostle:
faith without works is dead.
So there is good faith,
which works,
and bad faith,
which doesn't.

So, if reason is

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