Funny Eulogy Poems

Woodsman on a prowl 
Sneaking around like an owl 
Noticing innocents getting a fright 
Watchman you are a good knight 
Defending partiers in a plight...

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All I Got
The first smell of the morning air
The morning air that never stays the same
A fling with despair
Chagrin no worries no care 
Audiences who...

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To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.

I scarcely can recall
A time more I...

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My love has passed away. What can I say?
I could tell so many stories from his life.
Things sad or funny. I could talk all day,
for...

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A V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.
Her...

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A Golden Girl, Ms. Betty White, one day shall meet
Your life measured in memories that were sweet
May you tap dance to the rhythm of the...

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Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose





A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...

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Thus Spoke Brother Moji 
(not Zarathustra)

With all due respect,
irrespective of 
with regards to
I have no respect
for irregardless. 

July 5, 2021
Boulder, Colorado...

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Funny

Sorry

No

One of the saddest of life's
ironies is this

That how a person when alive

Who not a single good could
thing could be reported of

Is now in death...

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My Muse
Squeezed
One out

I think
I will
Call

IT

Panagiota...

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Caren was a poet, an artist, a painter, a player.
She played mostly with children
For they delighted her 
All the days of her life

Her own children...

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'He was a funny old bugger', they all agreed as Riley was laid in his grave,
'I believe he had a wife somewhere', said someone else...

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this is it I mean I often wondered 
how it would be written and who 
would write it would they remember
me who I was the...

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You do it for me, better than tea,
better than Camembert, or a nice runny Brie.
Better than honey, or marmalade toast
or an unexpected letter that arrives...

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Mmm! 
I ate a Cracker! 
Crackers taste good! 
Now I'm a cannibal....

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