Sport England Poems

The ball goes in the shirt comes off 
as all of England a bonkers plot 
but men never mention her sports bra 
the observation will...

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Henry VIII's Last Joust

When darkness descends and all is bleak,
When the strong run and leave behind the weak.
Where, throughout the land, people cry for relief.
Who...

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After doing my author duties 
Got to the pub for a futbol beauty 
Liverpool Chelsea in a duel under the lights 
Should go down to...

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oh to be Scottish and support someone else, 
I'd rather be English supporting ourselves, 
not our neighbours opponent, 
cus our own fail the moment, 
just...

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I wot of maifaire said the man where people sell
Upon the green where are leafy boughed trees seen
There stand thegen; reeve; and fat geese lay,...

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EPITOME APOTHEOSIS

Glory Glory
Does she answer to us to bring peace in our world?
You know men are now participants of a new recreation.
Gay sex is prone...

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