Humorous Engagement Poems

Feeling not so cute
But if you have a big face
Indeed, that's for sure....

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You're far in my hand
But very close to my heart
Yet, ready to bond....

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Garrulous old man
Who chattered like a magpie
Is my grandfather....

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See dazzling bowls and vessels, pots of brass
Old copper kettles, cups of gold, and chiming clock
Porcelain statuettes, fake Tiffanies, stained glass
Oak storage towers, ivories of...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Would you still love me if I threw you under a bus?
Would you still love me if I taught children to cuss?
Would you still love...

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I had an apple
It had a worm in it
So I diced it up evenly
Added croutons and place him in a salad
Ahh! nothing like a little...

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Prince Harry’s to wed Meghan Markle
Her dress, see it shimmer and sparkle
What I can’t understand…
It cost fifty-six grand
No wonder there’s such a debacle!

Inspired by another...

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There once was a tweeter who didn’t tweet
An air of mystery, she decided to keep 
Responses bounced
Bad twitter account
But still, she wouldn’t tweet a peep...

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Script for a Jester’s Fears

The jokester smiles from below her joke another yoke lifted
into fears unbeknown to the mesmerized delirious crowd

A gathering of lonely forsaken...

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One bite makes you large. 
One bite makes you small. 

Two bites make you charge.
Two bites make you ball. 

Three bites of this regretting cake;...

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