Emails Poems - Poems about Emails

I received a re-invitation email this morning. A ‘come on, why don’t you want to?’ note that struck me as odd. See, I’ve been ‘tapped’ for a couple of final clubs at Yale. It can happen if you earn top grades and interact easily with male friends by day (the crew club scene is ol’...

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Welcoming speech. I love casual dating, quickies in the park and pool sex. My hubby can't get it up so I need a man that CAN! We are looking for employees working remotely. My name is Lanna, I am the personnel manager of a large international company. I wanted to email to follow up with you regarding your breathtaking artwork. Online...

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Weather? What you ate? Is this really my Internet fate? Emotions! What you feel! Are feelings and emotions  out of date? Abbreviations. Is English dead? Are we all so busy people unable  to use their heads? Responses. Let people hang? Deaf to emails and texts. Ignored, as if we were already dead. August 1, 2019 11:00am PST ...

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I have a new email address. Old one may work for awhile but like life, it can stop at any time. One problem so far. This new address sends emails multiple times like missiles without any help from me. So if one of my emails arrives over and over and over please, please let me know. But like presidential tweets nothing I can...

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Does HE hear our email prayers? Do they count as if we care? Are HIS photos of perfection Cast of HIM in true reflection? A forward here, a forward there Just one click, we're everywhere Perhaps HE counts technology As though it were theology? I don't know nor do you Only hope that this is true!...

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I prefer texting, messaging and emails generally as a better form of communication for yours truly, because while I am civil and polite enough to allow others to complete a verbal thought, others in turn in mid sentence tend to interrupt and cut me off. That's when I throw in the towel and have nothing further to say, because they...

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