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I received a re-invitation email this morning. A ‘come on, why don’t you want to?’ note that struck me as odd. See, I’ve been ‘tapped’ for a couple of final clubs at Yale. It can happen if you earn top grades and interact easily with male friends by day (the crew club scene is ol’

Categories: emails, color, community, education, humor,
Form: Free verse

The Best Preparations For Sex

Welcoming speech.
I love casual dating, quickies in the park and pool sex.
My hubby can't get it up so I need a man that CAN!
We are looking for employees working remotely.

My name is Lanna, I am the personnel manager of a large international company.
I wanted to email to follow up with you regarding your breathtaking artwork.
Online

Categories: emails, engagement, girl, sensual, sexy,
Form: Verse

Ode To Emails


Weather?
What you ate?
Is this really my Internet fate?

Emotions!
What you feel!
Are feelings and emotions 
out of date?

Abbreviations.
Is English dead?
Are we all so busy people unable 
to use their heads?

Responses.
Let people hang?
Deaf to emails and texts.
Ignored, as if we were already dead.


August 1, 2019
11:00am PST

Categories: emails, emotions, internet,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Emails Are Launching

I have a new email address.
Old one may work for awhile but 
like life, it can stop at any time.

One problem so far.
This new address sends emails  
multiple times like missiles

without any help from me.
So if one of my emails arrives
over and over and over

please, please let me know.
But like presidential tweets
nothing I can

Categories: emails, confusion,
Form: Blank verse

Emails To God

Does HE hear our email prayers?
Do they count as if we care?
Are HIS photos of perfection
Cast of HIM in true reflection?

A forward here, a forward there
Just one click, we're everywhere
Perhaps HE counts technology
As though it were theology?

I don't know nor do you
Only hope that this is true!

Categories: emails, people,
Form: Rhyme

Texting, Messaging and Emails

I prefer texting, messaging and emails generally
as a better form of communication for yours truly,
because while I am civil and polite enough 
to allow others to complete a verbal thought,
others in turn in mid sentence tend to interrupt and cut me off.
That's when I throw in the towel and have nothing further to say,
because they

Categories: emails, angst, me,
Form: Rhyme