Einsteinian Poems | Examples


Premium MemberPurification

Science denies existence 
of a soul--
as if a body could weigh 
and hold their
flexible Time;

and speak, they, further
in Einsteinian-breath 
of multiple dimensions
beyond the known;
yet not one can allow for a
spirit: detour from 
their worshiped road-map, 
betrothed to Math;


Math—their road-map:
images they created
with balances to support, 
while the bible is
a tangible asset,
at least, somewhat,
backed-up by real 
experience;

Sometimes 
I think Science
is all Global Warming
and Abortion
the farm of modern
universities…

Seems to me
when the earth was warmer
and the sunscreen, sweat
animals were far bigger
and stronger—as for CO2,
if one limited the Congress
to Conservatives, DC would be 
only half 
purified….
Categories: einsteinian, humorous, philosophy, planet, prayer,
Form: Free verse

The Gravity of Gravity

Gravity keeps our feet on the ground,
Stops us from slapdash flying around.
This force of attraction ‘fictitious’ gives weight
And makes all fall down at equivalent rate.

(Albeit in flights of fancy it seems
That gravity follows the laws of dreams.)

Relativity caused Newton’s view to shatter,
In positing spacetime to be curved by matter.
So objects will take a particular path
That must correspond with Einsteinian math.

(The upshot is bodies have odysseys
Appropriate to their geodesies.)

Gravitons, a gravitational source
Of controversy, are seen as a horse
Of a quite different color altogether.
But then scientists aren’t birds of a feather.

(Some sit upon their a priori-based fences
And come up with theories defying the senses.)

Weak or strong, short or long, what is this thing
Called gravity?  Wide hypotheses swing.
There are those who suppose that it’s this, others that.
Maybe someday, they all just might have it down pat.

(Meanwhile gravity, though we resize and shape it,
Will still have its own way— for who can escape it?)


– Harley White
Categories: einsteinian, earth, math, muse, nature,
Form: Rhyme


E=mc2

Never really quite understood,
so mind boggling it's just no good,
Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

E=mc2 he defined as Energy
equals Mass times twice Velocity -
but what's that to a poor wage earner like me?

Armstrong got to the moon thanks to this theory,
I don't believe it at all, it's plain trickery,
surely he was just fooling everybody.

Newton's Law of Gravity I can well understand -
you fall from a tree, you're dead and you're done;
but a hocus-pocus thing like Relativity, no way!

This Einsteinian mind game's not my cup of tea,
it's so ridiculous it could never ever be,
it just won't cut it for me.

Had ole Albert simply said that apple is purple,
orange is not a color and melon is no lemon,
life would be easier for this rotten simpleton.

Ah, might as well just stick to prose and poetry,
won't cause trouble to my mind and body,
not to mention my sanity!
Categories: einsteinian, funny, introspection, life,
Form: Light Verse
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