Snow White was astounded at their love for her
Seven little munchkins, whose hearts were pure.
She had not felt this kind of love for many years
Together they had alleviated her stepmother fears.
They were marvelously helpful dwarfs who loved her so.
With them around, she felt beloved, her heart all aglow.
Categories:
dwarfs, books,
Form: Rhyme
The twin dwarfs were having a marvelous time
Until it got dark, and cold, and they felt shivery cold.
Do you think that anyone will mind….
If we start a little fire? Asked the oldest, name of Bold.
His brother Shy readily agreed they needed some fire.
So they got busy and built one, and it was long overdue.
Along came a bunny, a fox and a farmer named Sire.
That’s a great start, he said. Do you need some food too?
They followed Sire home where he welcomed them all inside.
A shed where the tiny animals began to take refuge and hide.
He brought out a pot, and they made a tasty vegetable stew.
They all felt indebted and excited, now wouldn’t you?
Categories:
dwarfs, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
when love departs,
the soul breaks apart...
When love dwarfs,
even plus tiny soul becomes... !
Categories:
dwarfs, allusion, analogy, appreciation, metaphor,
Form: Epigram
She is not kind as Cinderella
Who had pair of glass shoes
She is not worthy as Jasmine
Who went on a magical carpet ride
She doesn’t have a long golden hair
As Rapunzel in the tall tower
She is not fortunate as Sleeping Beauty
Who woke up from a century’s sleep
She doesn’t have a green gloomy tail
As little mermaid in the deep ocean
She is not powerful as Queen Elsa
To create castles with frozen water
She is not brave as Belle in amber
Who went on her life with a beast
She is not Wendy with Peter beside
To fly through the clouds in the night
But she maybe Snow White
And seven of you are her seven dwarfs
Who takes care of her
Till she meet her own prince
Categories:
dwarfs, anniversary, love, writing,
Form: Free verse
Snow White's Christmas Gifts
When Snow White awoke on Christmas morning
Seven pairs of eyes looked on adoring
Seven gifts there were placed beneath the tree
Each one lovingly wrapped exquisitely.
The seven dwarfs dearly loved Snow White so
All felt that they wanted to let her know
Doc gave a book titled "Take care of self"
He'd been most concerned lately for her health.
Grumpy got his face painted on a mug
So with each sip taken her heart would tug
Happy gave selfies he'd took of himself
To help her feel joyful inside herself.
Sleepy bought her a pretty alarm clock
So when he nods off she'd give him a knock
One with a chime of a nursery rhyme
It seemed a grand idea at the time.
Bashful was shy so it was no surprise
He'd written a poem just for her eyes
Sneezy cant shop when the weathers breezy
So he'd made her a badge saying "Squeeze Me."
Last one of all was the gift from Dopey
She couldn't help but just love his baloney
Composure cracked with his card saying that
"Love you to the moon and all the way back.”
Bless 'em all!
8th December 2020
Categories:
dwarfs, appreciation, celebration, christmas, giving,
Form: Rhyme
Land of giants and dwarfs there is somewhere
strange relationships happen unprecedented
Dwarfs command giants to obey orders and laws
giants obey and crawl on knees to best of ability
Giants light the dark for dwarfs to catch prey
but with good catch giants go hungry and thirsty
When giants complain about their rights to share
dwarfs scorn and laugh at their funny claims
Giants are filled with energy, wisdom and power
but the energy and wisdom are flowers for moths
Being elephant in life is of no value at all I know
A small tadpole with wisdom lives honorable life
Giants weep as they are cheated, mocked, molested
but the dwarfs have mastered survival tactics in life
Categories:
dwarfs, life, metaphor,
Form: Lyric
Packing up to finally leave her,
seven dwarfs getting a breather,
no more butler days,
enjoying sun's rays,
escaping Snow's screams and diva demeanor.
Categories:
dwarfs, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook
By Elton Camp
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to Facebook they go
Each dwarf represents a type of person you know
Lonely the truth about himself does hide
How little is in his life others mustn’t decide
*****y acts that way, himself to protect
So that hurtful interaction he needn’t expect
Stalky to certain ones obsessive attention pays
Whether it’s for months or weeks or days
Grammar Nazi minor mistakes points out
To show he knows what things are about
Funny tries to make everything into a joke
But is seen as odious, making others choke
Drama Queen makes a big issue of it all
Even of things in life that are very small
Moody is as unpredictable as can be
Can’t know what response you’ll see
Saying “dwarfs” is politically incorrect
But their names show what to expect
So if Snow White encounters any of these,
She’ll see that they’re impossible to please
Categories:
dwarfs, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
In the land of make believe
The little fairies dwell
You may remember Peter Pan
Had his Tinkerbell
And who can forget Snow White
Who had seven dwarfs for friends
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work they'd go
You know how the story ends
Fairies, Dwarfs, it's up to you
You can suit yourselves
As for me my “taste” runs toward
Those great little Keebler Elves
11/2/2011
Categories:
dwarfs, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount you on your knees.
If you think we’re coming on to fast,
it’s just because we like your ass.
And maybe with a bit of luck,
You’ll agree to just a little ---k.
If you just want to sleep and sit,
The at least show us a little tit.
We dwarfs are a very horney sort,
So please Snow White, be a sport.
Dwarfs only have tiny boners,
which is why we tend to be such loners.
We’re to little to pop your cherry,
so you’ll still have it when you marry.
We pledge to you on the name of Merlin,
Your Prince Charming will still have his virgin.
So Snow White, what do you say?
Be a sport and let us play.
Categories:
dwarfs, funnysnow, snow,
Form: Limerick