Seven Dwarfs
There's a Cherokee Indian at the door.
What the hell is happening in this neighbourhood, last week it was the seven dwarfs, and who was the bloody spokesman, bloody Dopey.
Remember the good old days when it was just the Jehovah's who annoyed you. Go out there and tell him we don’t want to powwow.
It’s a she,
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Categories:
dwarfs, giggle, humorous,
Form: Free verse
dwarfs feelings for snow white
Snow White was astounded at their love for her
Seven little munchkins, whose hearts were pure.
She had not felt this kind of love for many years
Together they had alleviated her stepmother fears.
They were marvelously helpful dwarfs who loved her so.
With them around, she felt beloved, her heart all aglow.
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Categories:
dwarfs, books,
Form: Rhyme
Bold and Shy Twin Dwarfs
The twin dwarfs were having a marvelous time
Until it got dark, and cold, and they felt shivery cold.
Do you think that anyone will mind….
If we start a little fire? Asked the oldest, name of Bold.
His brother Shy readily agreed they needed some fire.
So they got busy and built one, and it was long overdue.
Along
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Categories:
dwarfs, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
When the Soul Dwarfs
when love departs,
the soul breaks apart...
When love dwarfs,
even plus tiny soul becomes... !
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Categories:
dwarfs, allusion, analogy, appreciation, metaphor,
Form: Epigram
The Seven Dwarfs
She is not kind as Cinderella
Who had pair of glass shoes
She is not worthy as Jasmine
Who went on a magical carpet ride
She doesn’t have a long golden hair
As Rapunzel in the tall tower
She is not fortunate as Sleeping Beauty
Who woke up from a century’s sleep
She doesn’t have a green gloomy tail
As little mermaid in the
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Categories:
dwarfs, anniversary, love, writing,
Form: Free verse
Christmas Jingles 8 - Seven Dwarfs - Seven Gifts
Snow White's Christmas Gifts
When Snow White awoke on Christmas morning
Seven pairs of eyes looked on adoring
Seven gifts there were placed beneath the tree
Each one lovingly wrapped exquisitely.
The seven dwarfs dearly loved Snow White so
All felt that they wanted to let her know
Doc gave a book titled "Take care of self"
He'd been most concerned lately for
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Categories:
dwarfs, appreciation, celebration, christmas, giving,
Form: Rhyme
Christmas Jingles 4 - Snow White and Her Christmas Tree
Snow White’s Christmas tree.
Snow white gathered the seven dwarfs round her
and asked if they'd do her a huge favour
By them decorating the Christmas tree
as her time was short and she was busy.
The seven dwarfs all looked at her aghast
wondering how on earth they could do that
Because to them the tree was mighty tall
and they were
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Categories:
dwarfs, celebration, christmas, tree,
Form: Rhyme
Giants and Dwarfs
Land of giants and dwarfs there is somewhere
strange relationships happen unprecedented
Dwarfs command giants to obey orders and laws
giants obey and crawl on knees to best of ability
Giants light the dark for dwarfs to catch prey
but with good catch giants go hungry and thirsty
When giants complain about their rights to share
dwarfs scorn and laugh at their
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Categories:
dwarfs, life, metaphor,
Form: Lyric
The Seven Dwarfs Retire
Packing up to finally leave her,
seven dwarfs getting a breather,
no more butler days,
enjoying sun's rays,
escaping Snow's screams and diva demeanor.
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Categories:
dwarfs, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook
The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook
By Elton Camp
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to Facebook they go
Each dwarf represents a type of person you know
Lonely the truth about himself does hide
How little is in his life others mustn’t decide
*****y acts that way, himself to protect
So that hurtful interaction he needn’t expect
Stalky to certain ones obsessive attention pays
Whether it’s
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Categories:
dwarfs, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Fairies, Dwarfs, and Elves
In the land of make believe
The little fairies dwell
You may remember Peter Pan
Had his Tinkerbell
And who can forget Snow White
Who had seven dwarfs for friends
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work they'd go
You know how the story ends
Fairies, Dwarfs, it's up to you
You can suit yourselves
As for me my “taste” runs toward
Those great little
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Categories:
dwarfs, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Snow White and the Horney Dwarfs
The dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount you on your knees.
If you think we’re coming on to fast,
it’s just because we like your ass.
And maybe with a bit of luck,
You’ll agree to just a little ---k.
If you
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Categories:
dwarfs, funnysnow, snow,
Form: Limerick
Seven Dwarfs
~Seven Dwarfs~ (limerick sequence)*
There once was a dwarf named Doc,
Who saw patients around the clock.
He hadn’t gone to medical school,
Yet his patients he could easily fool,
For his meds were always chalk.
There once was a dwarf named Sleepy,
Whose wife was extremely weepy.
She wanted to travel
But couldn’t unravel
His hair from the bed canopy.
There once was a
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Categories:
dwarfs, funny
Form: Limerick
Santa Claus and the 7 Dwarfs
I bet you didn't know that the 7 dwarfs
Used to work for Santa Claus
Yep, they all got fired from the north pole
Cause they kept breaking too many laws
See, Doc was the north pole physician
He tended to those who were afflicted
But he was writing too many prescriptions
And three hundred elves got addicted
Then we have the dwarf
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Categories:
dwarfs, funny
Form: Rhyme