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after doors close    after hours    when scarlet neon flickers out    red-light nights fill voids of need    my body is a ripped flower    my throat tingles to the burn of vodka-fire    gleaning the gleaming water-washed street    for an answer to the latest outstanding bill    sadly grateful for the slightest footfall    twenty for oral    forty for full    car park dark    steam-heavy dark    not streetwalking but streetstaggering    in hollow-pod hell    anaemic-ashy and vodka-fumy amorphous shadows    loitering    on durex-dotted waste ground    in secret alleys    back to dank brick    or deep throating down on my knees    skirt around thighs    fingers come-pearled and slick    come quick    after doors close    after hours    when scarlet neon flickers out    cold glitter of streetlights    gleam of cold hard cash    cold kisses    colder touch    no eye contact    look away   the cold nothingness that we say
Categories: durex, business,
Form: Free verse

I Tried To Buy You Flowers

I tried to buy you lilies
but I couldn't see it through,
so I ran off to Ann Summers
for a naughty toy or two.

I tried to buy you orchids
but I felt a little shy,
so left to buy some Vaseline,
and products from KY.

I tried to buy you daisies
but I came out in a rash,
so ran off to the sex shop
for a little 'po*no' stash.

I tried to buy you roses
but I blushed and went bright red,
so I rushed off to the chemist
for some Durex packs instead.

I tried to buy you flowers
but I never had much luck.
At least I've got the other things,
if we want to have a ...

flipping good night in.
  
From my book 'A Floristry of Palpitations'
Categories: durex, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberThis Condom Manufacturer Has Made a Bit of a Cock-Up

The Durex Company’s fearing the worst
Non latex condoms are now known to burst
There’s a product recall
Hope they can trace them all ...
Or unplanned babies may need to be nursed!

Inspired by this newspaper article - n.b it's only certain products which are sold in the UK and Ireland

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45014118

8/13/18
Categories: durex, baby, break up, health,
Form: Limerick

Durex

Durex was popular in  a NY condo
                               His wife was Kimono Toyota Hondo
                                       They went to Okamoto
                                    Passed the night in a grotto
                             Left ratty rubbers in the bag of Londo












            durex/Limerick Copyright (c) rajat kanti chakrabarty 25 11 2014
Categories: durex, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

The Red Blanket and the Rubber

Two blankets on the dry grass
at the far side of the open field.
One red one and 
one small, pink one 
off a girl's bed.

Off to the side, a ball cap,
a knapsack, and a sad, empty, bottle of root beer.
One pocket of the knapsack 
held one Durex, latex condom. 
In Spanish, on
the side of the foil packet, “1 condon de latex”. 
the other pocket – a large tin of Tea Tree , water-based, pomade
nearly gone.

inside the knapsack
in the big pocket -
school books, notebooks
pens and pencils.
The front of the math folder read “math blows”.

Last night, little Johnny
met his girl at the park for
some  love making.

The left hurriedly, or were scared off
by a coyote 
or deer in the tall grass.

Little Bobbie went home without
his school books and his hat, but
left with pomade in his hair
and the smell of his girl 
on his clothes
and her taste in his mouth.
Categories: durex, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, passion, people,
Form: Free verse


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