after doors close after hours when scarlet neon flickers out red-light nights fill voids of need my body is a ripped flower my throat tingles to the burn of vodka-fire gleaning the gleaming water-washed street for an answer to the latest outstanding bill sadly grateful for the slightest footfall twenty for oral forty for full car park dark steam-heavy dark not streetwalking but streetstaggering in hollow-pod hell anaemic-ashy and vodka-fumy amorphous shadows loitering on durex-dotted waste ground in secret alleys back to dank brick or deep throating down on my knees skirt around thighs fingers come-pearled and slick come quick after doors close after hours when scarlet neon flickers out cold glitter of streetlights gleam of cold hard cash cold kisses colder touch no eye contact look away the cold nothingness that we say
Categories:
durex, business,
Form: Free verse
I tried to buy you lilies
but I couldn't see it through,
so I ran off to Ann Summers
for a naughty toy or two.
I tried to buy you orchids
but I felt a little shy,
so left to buy some Vaseline,
and products from KY.
I tried to buy you daisies
but I came out in a rash,
so ran off to the sex shop
for a little 'po*no' stash.
I tried to buy you roses
but I blushed and went bright red,
so I rushed off to the chemist
for some Durex packs instead.
I tried to buy you flowers
but I never had much luck.
At least I've got the other things,
if we want to have a ...
flipping good night in.
From my book 'A Floristry of Palpitations'
Categories:
durex, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
The Durex Company’s fearing the worst
Non latex condoms are now known to burst
There’s a product recall
Hope they can trace them all ...
Or unplanned babies may need to be nursed!
Inspired by this newspaper article - n.b it's only certain products which are sold in the UK and Ireland
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45014118
8/13/18
Categories:
durex, baby, break up, health,
Form: Limerick
Durex was popular in a NY condo
His wife was Kimono Toyota Hondo
They went to Okamoto
Passed the night in a grotto
Left ratty rubbers in the bag of Londo
durex/Limerick Copyright (c) rajat kanti chakrabarty 25 11 2014
Categories:
durex, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Two blankets on the dry grass
at the far side of the open field.
One red one and
one small, pink one
off a girl's bed.
Off to the side, a ball cap,
a knapsack, and a sad, empty, bottle of root beer.
One pocket of the knapsack
held one Durex, latex condom.
In Spanish, on
the side of the foil packet, “1 condon de latex”.
the other pocket – a large tin of Tea Tree , water-based, pomade
nearly gone.
inside the knapsack
in the big pocket -
school books, notebooks
pens and pencils.
The front of the math folder read “math blows”.
Last night, little Johnny
met his girl at the park for
some love making.
The left hurriedly, or were scared off
by a coyote
or deer in the tall grass.
Little Bobbie went home without
his school books and his hat, but
left with pomade in his hair
and the smell of his girl
on his clothes
and her taste in his mouth.
Categories:
durex, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, passion, people,
Form: Free verse