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This Condom Manufacturer Has Made a Bit of a Cock-Up

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The Durex Company’s fearing the worst Non latex condoms are now known to burst There’s a product recall Hope they can trace them all ... Or unplanned babies may need to be nursed! Inspired by this newspaper article - n.b it's only certain products which are sold in the UK and Ireland https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45014118 8/13/18

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Jerry T Curtis

Date: 8/18/2018 7:30:00 PM

I heard a story once about a condom factory that also manufactured nipples on baby bottles .... I guess it was a Win Win situation for them

Jack Horne

Date: 8/18/2018 11:05:00 AM

LOL, love it - wouldn't be laughing if that had happened to me, though...LOL

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/17/2018 6:05:00 AM

I am wetting my pants now, Jan. Thanks a lot! I have to change before work?

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/13/2018 11:14:00 PM

LOL! Funny as usual with your cocky title.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2018 5:50:00 PM

I had fun with the title and its not been starred out!:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/13/2018 7:59:00 PM

G'day Jan … nothing escapes that rhyming pen of yours does it - bloody ripper again aye - Lindsay

Jerry T Curtis
Date: 8/18/2018 7:32:00 PM

I get inspired by reading your stuff

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2018 5:49:00 PM

I get inspired from reading newspaper stories lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/13/2018 4:33:00 PM

Quite timely, Jan, as this morning's newspaper carried a public warning not to use the same condom (or female accoutrements) twice. A product recall seems hazardous to the health of postal employees, so look out for squishy mail! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2018 5:48:00 PM

ha ha ha Rico :-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/13/2018 4:22:00 PM

Whoa!! That would be a bit of a surprise. Enjoyed reading your work. Thanks for stopping by. There is a church that was built not too far from here and the man who gave the most money or practically built the church owned a condom company and when he sold it and retired he built the church with some of the money. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2018 5:47:00 PM

Thanks Sara and John I love that comment lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless
Date: 8/13/2018 4:43:00 PM

WOW, what an erection....

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/13/2018 3:38:00 PM

Good one, Jan!! Thanks for bringing it to the attention of those who still have to worry about birth control. haha (the only good thing about getting old, not worrying any more)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2018 4:05:00 PM

lol and you don;t live in the UK or Ireland either lol:-) hugs Jan xx