I seen a cat and went to pet
but in my face it's claws were embedded
i yelled and threw it into a wall
it got back up and got me with it's claws
I said that's it
and gave it a dropkick
but when it came down it grabbed my face
so i put it into a suitcase
then i slammed it against the ground
so i took the cat to the pound
and when i went to leave i heard it hiss
and when i turned around it had ahold of his face
and then i said nope and walked away
and man that was one hell of a day