I Fought a Cat

I seen a cat and went to pet but in my face it's claws were embedded i yelled and threw it into a wall it got back up and got me with it's claws I said that's it and gave it a dropkick but when it came down it grabbed my face so i put it into a suitcase then i slammed it against the ground so i took the cat to the pound and when i went to leave i heard it hiss and when i turned around it had ahold of his face and then i said nope and walked away and man that was one hell of a day