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Growing Old Disgracefully

All my life I worried 'bout,
What others thought of me.
I always tried to watch myself,
And act as I should be.

Mind my manners, stand up straight,
And try to be a lady,
But we all knew that in my heart,
I was a little shady.

There was a wild thing lurking there,
Just below the surface;
Aching just to be set free,
And

Categories: disgracefully, encouraging,
Form: Quatrain

Zany I Grow Old Disgracefully

When I
                                                  feel down

Categories: disgracefully, crazy, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Shape

Bloopers

Yes, we can all do things so dumb,
Then laugh and turn into fun,
Like sitting on our glasses,
With our elderly fat arses,
Making calls on the TV remote,
Try using the phone! Don't gloat,
You'll all do bloopers too,
Aging disgracefully, me and you!

Categories: disgracefully, giggle, grandfather, old,
Form: Free verse

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Growing Old Disgracefully

My middle aged spread sure is spreading
Right before my very eyes
My tush is the size of a hippo
And I dare not mention my thighs

My once pert boobies have gone south
They were once like ripe juicy fruit
Now they're dangling towards my knees
So no one sees me in my birthday suit!

I’ve more chins than the Chinese phone

Categories: disgracefully, age, body, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Ageing Disgracefully

It's pleasing to see that it happens to everyone,
all of us have to grow old.
Those who you envied, their charm and good looks
have tried to fight time but it's taken its toll.

Once they were handsome, suave and good looking
everyone knelt at their feet,
now they seem haggard, the cost of good living
and no-one looks twice as

Categories: disgracefully, age, beauty, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Growing Old Disgracefully

Getting old is no fun believe me - I thought it would just be a breeze
But now I have to wear 'tena ladies' cos I leak when I cough, laugh or sneeze
My husband now uses Viagra - I steal one when he doesn't see
Slip one in my first morning cuppa, stops my biscuits going soft

Categories: disgracefully, age, humorous, old,
Form: Rhyme

Growing Old Disgracefully

All my life I worried 'bout,
What others thought of me.
I always tried to watch myself,
And act as I should be.

Mind my manners, stand up straight,
And try to be a lady,
But we all knew that in my heart,
I was a little shady.

There was a wild thing lurking there,
Just below the surface,
Aching just to be set free,
And

Categories: disgracefully, happiness, life,
Form: Quatrain