Disgracefully Poems - Poems about Disgracefully

All my life I worried 'bout, What others thought of me. I always tried to watch myself, And act as I should be. Mind my manners, stand up straight, And try to be a lady, But we all knew that in my heart, I was a little shady. There was a wild thing lurking there, Just below the surface; Aching just to be set free, And...

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When I feel down ...

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Yes, we can all do things so dumb, Then laugh and turn into fun, Like sitting on our glasses, With our elderly fat arses, Making calls on the TV remote, Try using the phone! Don't gloat, You'll all do bloopers too, Aging disgracefully, me and you!...

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My middle aged spread sure is spreading Right before my very eyes My tush is the size of a hippo And I dare not mention my thighs My once pert boobies have gone south They were once like ripe juicy fruit Now they're dangling towards my knees So no one sees me in my birthday suit! I’ve more chins than the Chinese phone...

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It's pleasing to see that it happens to everyone, all of us have to grow old. Those who you envied, their charm and good looks have tried to fight time but it's taken its toll. Once they were handsome, suave and good looking everyone knelt at their feet, now they seem haggard, the cost of good living and no-one looks twice as...

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Getting old is no fun believe me - I thought it would just be a breeze But now I have to wear 'tena ladies' cos I leak when I cough, laugh or sneeze My husband now uses Viagra - I steal one when he doesn't see Slip one in my first morning cuppa, stops my biscuits going soft...

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All my life I worried 'bout, What others thought of me. I always tried to watch myself, And act as I should be. Mind my manners, stand up straight, And try to be a lady, But we all knew that in my heart, I was a little shady. There was a wild thing lurking there, Just below the surface, Aching just to be set free, And...

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