A People Power Champion
that how they speak when
most people say his name.
Stormester Amir born in
Mobius Grander(Parts Unknow) once
blacklisted and removed
from active competition made a
world renowned return
" Amazing Impossible Possibility"
a promoter named his intent to be
Champion.
Due to his inability to get involved
because of his blacklisting
he marveled around and was thought
to be "Masked Wrestler" and
"Slugger Caul"
Both found to be not him
when both men were
challenged to be in the same
arena and were both unmasked
by "Large" Gussy Steeper.
Arco Danzon and Bolero Clave Dinger
were found to be the Masked grapplers
but due to there ages some spoke of a
wrestlers conspirasy: most ragsheets reported
the guys being both in there early twenties
but the they beleived was
the Masked WrestlerII had wrestled
Masked for more then ten years prior to
this unmasking. This made the return
of the superstar a specail event.
Categories:
dinger, music, sports,
Form: Bio
Ballet frog boy did not like labels or such.
He called himself Twim, chulinger and Clutch.
We asked him if he was ever a he, we, she, they.
I don’t see the point of them, he said, dancing away.
You can call me a Twim, for I love to swim.
You can call me Chulinger, for my tongue has a dinger.
You can call me a clutch, and I thank you oh so much.
These other labels are for others, those born with a finger.
Categories:
dinger, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
AILMENTS
Brain
Drain
Liver
Quiver
A heart
Restart
Minus
Sinus
A back
Attack
Finger
Dinger
Written May 14, 2022
Categories:
dinger, body,
Form: Footle
Don't open your eyes!
Horrid sounds - screams and scratching,
an odor of dour demise scrapes your senses sore,
Twisting as a retch in your gut.
Cold needle breath prickles on your nape,
seeding your marrow with ice -
Your blood with tar ...
hair up like wire on your arms,
and dread ... suffusing all ...
Dread that sits like a two-ton Buddha in your lap,
holding you as tight as mother's mercy.
But it matters not ... in darkness ...
What you can't see, can't see YOU.
Squeeze your lids close!
Crimp your eyes and strangle their gaze!
For until you see something -
Until there is undeniable proof of its existence ...
It ... just ... ISN'T.
* Schrodinger's Cat is a thought experiment related to paradox and quantum mechanics, (for more info go here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat), though when it comes to fear, such things hold little comfort. *
Categories:
dinger, analogy, emotions, fear, horror,
Form: Free verse
Wonder if Trump ever read Mein Heir before.
She sure had been a hum dinger,
So we named her Caren Krutsinger
Have no fear;
A darling dear;
Destroyed my poem through a ringer.
My Horn's are originally from Rothenburg
ob der Tauber.
Categories:
dinger, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Christmas is
poinsettia's red and blue
gingerbread tickling the nose
spruce and pine
smiles and laughter
red pots with a ring-a-ding-dinger
giving not taking
loving not hating
peace on earth
for one day at least
that's what Christmas is
to me
what is it to you?
Categories:
dinger, christmas,
Form: Free verse
Imbecilic
By the shores of imbecilic,
Butt painted with acrylic
Was a lunatic without much enterprise,
By the shores of linga-longer
Out past the dead Dingoes donga,
Was a man not used 2 telling many lies,
With a fornication permit,
And an itch that needed, worm wit,
Eyeball on a different orbit,
In his eye,
Cos he cannot find his dinger,
Bells frigged without a ringer,
Cos OP rum will only paralyze,
Guess ya canna well absorb it,
Being well rubbed with de morbid
With vix he needs to daub-it
Till the maggots multiply,
Till the imbecilic spell,
Leaves ole Johnson fairly well,
And he staggers off,
With all unbuttoned flys… Don Johnson
Categories:
dinger, adventure,
Form: Ballad