Dietitian Jargon
...If it smells good and tastes good, I will be munching
Eating is not about caloric number crunching
My taste bud is the judge and not the dietitian
Water, oil and heat there is no complication
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Categories:
dietitian, feelings, fish, fishing, food,
Form: Lyric
Bon Appetite Mcgee
...McGee's oldest son, graduated from school
But McGee wished he had more ambition
Instead of a doctor, a Lawyer or Cop
He became an astute, dietitian
But, all in all McGee was still proud
And ha...
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Categories:
dietitian, humor, humorous, ireland,
Form: Rhyme
A Storm Is Brewing
...A storm is brewing
Like a raging waves
As though it is hitting
The wind is echoing
Like a ferocious ox
A storm is brewing
As if a kid is revolting
Like he is a ravenous
As thoug...
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Categories:
dietitian, storm, strength,
Form: Villanelle
The Last Laugh
...I’m not an ego maniac
you know the type that gives others a heart attack
I get my vital nutrition
From a dietitian
Who only asks for my Submission
And he gives me the ambition
To fight back
On track...
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Categories:
dietitian, christian, corruption, evil, life,
Form: Rhyme
Home Baked Wared
...Boxes and boxes of lovely soft creams,
ready to be loaded on our ship of dreams.
Chocolate cream pies, and chocolate E'clairs,
lemon filled donuts, and Jelly cream bars.
Oodles and oodles of il...
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Categories:
dietitian, food, funny, happiness,
Form: I do not know?